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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Stylish Dinosaur

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    You take off your shoes and walk around in your socks in a public bathroom?
     


  2. Douglas

    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    Tapping your feet over towards the adjoining stall is the polite way to ask your neighbor if he can hold your stuff.
     


  3. LawrenceMD

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    its easy enough to untie the shoes, and then stand on the shoes while carefully taking off pants. especially if you're asian.
     


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    edinatlanta Stylish Dinosaur

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    It isn't easy if European.
     


  5. LawrenceMD

    LawrenceMD Distinguished Member

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    especially after eating cremeofsumyunggai.
     


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    Thomas Stylish Dinosaur

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    Well, if people really wanted to be safe, we'd all drive volvos and keep both hands on the steering wheel and keep our tires properly inflated and our cellphones in the glovebox. And, yes, I'm skewering myself just as much as anyone else in this comment - but rather mean to say that sometimes adequate is good enough, particularly if you don't expect to get into accidents. Which I don't think anyone really ever expects. Much like the Spanish inquisition. Goddamn this is an awful post.


    Hell, I drop trou at the urinals. Keeps others from walking in.
     


  7. LawrenceMD

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    I attended a baby christening in SoHo last year and when it was over the wife and I noticed that they were cab it back to brooklyn, so we offered them a ride.

    Luckily one of the gifts for the baby was a child seat. The mother and I are setting it up - which turned out to be really cumbersome - we're both bent over on our knees at the back seats installing this thing and she was wearing this low cut dress and before you know it her boobs were dangling all over the place (it was my wife's good friend. yes she is wicked hot and I've had a crush on her for years). I kindly inform my wife's friend about her exposure and she laughs it off and we finally get it set up and leave.

    as we start to head over the williamsburg bridge my wife's friend starts to bring up the story about her boobs popping out like its a funny anecdote while my wife and her friends husband sit there in total non-amused silence. most awkward ride home of 2012.
     
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    MrG Stylish Dinosaur

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    Well, if your pants are down, chances are good that you're a poopin'.
     
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    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    hate that. so wrong.


    yup, i often remove everything but my socks and shoes. only way to go.


    :rimshot:
     


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    I still haven't figured out how to piss with my pants up.
     


  11. Harold falcon

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    What the fuck? I assume we're talking about public toilets here, so first off, every effort to avoid having to shit in a public toilet should be avoided. Second, if one must shit in a public toilet one should always choose the handicapped stall which has more than enough room and hooks and bars to stack anything you want. And three, you should not be taking your pants off in a public toilet.

    Holy shit.
     


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    It's really simple. You open the zipper of your pants located near the crotch. Pull your dick out. Pee
     


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    For how manly the rest of your posts are...your poopin posts always come off a bit fancy

    what with the baby wipes and no public toilets and all.
     


  14. LawrenceMD

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    of course... when I'm home I get buck naked in the bathroom for it.... that's the only way to go.
     


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    The fact that there's a guy and his wife on this forum that both actively post details about their personal lives is creepy. I'm imagining:

    - At least one of them was divorced at some point
    - They met online or at some singles meetup or something
    - They go on WOW adventures with Piobaire

    I get creeped out every time one of them mentions the other. It's like they're both sitting in a room a few feet from each other posting on the Internet instead of talking.

    This has always been strange to me but I figured I'd bring it up since I think ignoring old friends and calling their lives 'sad' on the Internet is the biggest shithead move possible. My longtime friends will always be my friends no matter what happens even if we do different things. I have too many good memories to just ignore them.

    If you don't like the above then just put me on ignore -- it saves time because there's little to discuss or gain.

    Edit: The creepiness was also a large factor in why I posted this.
     
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