Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. Fang66

    Fang66 Senior member

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    No it isn't, this is Japan, either that or a bunch of short people with black hair just moved into my neighbourhood. I believe the term you are looking for is either "Imperial", "Customary" or "Retarded".
     
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  2. Harold falcon

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    I just looked around me. I see white people eating chicken wings and quaffing Coors Light. One guy is wearing a camo jacket. No one here is under 5' tall.

    I've been to Japan, good sir. This is definitely not Japan.
     


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    I read this while sitting in a coffee shop with my Mom, I laughed so loud everyone turned and looked at me. Then I read it to my Mom and it was her turn to get the looks lol
     


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    Are they tremendously obese? If so I guess you're correct.
     


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    Could you cut it out with this stupid shtick already? It's not funny, never was, and it's fucking called Standard in America because it's not the fucking same thing as Imperial you nitwit.
     
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    It's fucking called U.S. Customary actually you nitwit. And how about you go stick your head in a bucket of shit twice and only take it out once.
     
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    I believe the propre spelling is Standred.
     


  8. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    No, it's Standard.

    It most certainly is not. I just checked my Ceaftsman Made in USA socket set, standard it is.


    http://m.sears.com/productdetails.do?partNumber=00946935000P&sid=&psid=
     
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    That's funny, because pretty much everyone calls it 'standard' just like everyone calls the SI system 'metric'. And it's not Imperial anyway, so fuck off.
     
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    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Normally I'd agree with you but I've been using Craftsman for 3 decades and they've never let me down. They have a 100% return policy, and they've always honored it with me.
     


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    A shill as well as a shyster 'ey?
     


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    Harold falcon Senior member

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    I get no proceeds from Craftsman. I am merely expressing my experience that the company does right by me.

    EDIT and I have a client who gets me snap-on tools in lieu of payment all the time. But all things being equal if I had to pay for them I'd choose Craftsman.
     
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    Pretty much everyone in Fatsville, Liberia and Myanmar perhaps, and SI is a form of the metric system, so go root your boot.
     
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    Pisses me off that my hair can't look this fabulous every day
     


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