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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. DerekS

    DerekS Guyliner

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    Monday, my boss asked me to help out with some issues...i spent the day going over 130 clients and fixed some clerical errors and billing issues...in a nutshell, some exemptions had expired and had to be manually keyed. So i did it.

    Today i came in, and had an email from billing for every account. Someone had already gone in and changed the account, but did it for the incorrect amount...so i had to fix it AGAIN. now, im getting EVERY ONE OF THOSE BACK because someone else is going after me and RE-EXEMPTING those charges. This is going to have to be fixed, because negotiations have already been made, and these exemptions are over. Im looking at the paperwork now. I dont know who it is, but i hope they get impaled by a giant spinning dildo...and their only hope for survival is to drink mineral oil to keep their asshoal lubed with oily shit to keep the spinning dildo from ripping them apart.

    keep in mind this shit is keeping me from my normal duties.
     


  2. Douglas

    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    I was eating a piece of avocado for lunch because I am a fat fuck and can only wear big fat fatty pants and I only have a few pairs big enough for my fat butt to fit into. I was trying to spoon out the piece where it attaches to the stem and can sometimes be hard to get out and ended up flipping a chunk onto my trousers and avocado is so oily that it left a big fat stain on my (scarce resource) fatty fatass pants that now need dry cleaning and everybody's going to be thinking "mishap with the cheeseburger, eh, chunks?" and I'm going to be all

    :fu: it was avocado!
     
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  3. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    you could always rub some of the avocado into your pants. Although you'll need to follow it up with a squeeze of lime juice.
     


  4. CalTex

    CalTex Senior member

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    This shit again.

    [​IMG]
     


  5. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    GAIN? Wtf man?
     


  6. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    + wtf mang?
     


  7. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    Let's get the ball rolling again, any cute girls.
     


  8. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    Agree on that one..

    Any talent there?
     


  9. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    derk - sorry dude. :(

    doulas - i lol'ed
     


  10. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    and salt
     


  11. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    And tequila.
     


  12. otc

    otc Senior member

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    When I got my motorcycle license, I had to go to the DMV two days in a row.

    Apparently they can't issue an IL license (I was switching from MN) *and* print an "M" on it at the same time, so I would have to go through once, get a license printed, and then go wait in line again to get a new license printed with the M.

    Since I was trying to go at lunch or before work or something, I didn't have time to go through the damn line twice and had to come back the next day. No idea why that couldn't be done in one trip (or why they wouldn't let me just go back to the same counter after they print the first license without having to wait in the whole damn line again).
     


  13. Douglas

    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    why are you guys all looking for excuses to lick my pants?
     


  14. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    we're trying to help you out since it seems that you're too rotund to bend down and clean them yourself.
     


  15. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    We're not talking about pants anymore, are we?
     


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