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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. zarathustra

    zarathustra Senior member

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    I have no idea as to why this childish and trivial tripe enrages me.... but it makes we want to turn into the Hulk and rage.

    New office policy implemented today. This piles on the fact that the supply closets in the hallways are locked--- with effing huge pad locks. The mail machine is locked. Meaning if It now takes me 10 mins to look up the combinations, even if all I want is a goddamn post-it note. We must now list the account number on the letter so a 46 CENT STAMP can be charged and keep a log of all mail we send and submit for reconciling each month.

    Of course the office manager who implemented this, will not actually do anything and will instead tell others it is their responsibility. Therefore when confronted as to why something wasn't done, she can then say, it wasn't my job. I will then tell her that as the office manager, EVERYTHING IS YOUR FUCKING JOB YOU FUCKING SPECIAL FLOWER MILLENNIAL YOU ARE THE OFFICE MANAGER.
     
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  2. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    I left a pot of beans and rice on the counter when I left for work this morning. Safe to keep or should I toss? I can't decide. :fu:
     
  3. zarathustra

    zarathustra Senior member

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    Safe. maybe dry...
     
  4. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    I feel sorry for the kids who'll be ringing Conne's doorbell.
     
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  5. ethanm

    ethanm Senior member

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    What in the fuck does this have to do with her being young? I've seen very old officers and supply sergeants implement the same kind of asinine policies, you fuck.

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  6. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Conne won't be answering the door. Doorbell doesn't work, thank god.
     
  7. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    It is a scary thought..:D
     
  8. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    You are a funny man. :foo:
     
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  9. bdeuce22

    bdeuce22 Senior member

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    Bought 2 boxes of candy bars to pass out and it's pouring out. Only have handed out 2 so far.
     
  10. LawrenceMD

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    my halloween costume is backfiring. I was standing behind my screen door and kids got halfway to my door, freaked out, and turned back to their parents.

    i've given away no candy yet.

    One mother yelled: sorry she's afraid, but GO RED SOX!
     
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  11. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    I got home late and there's a million kids on the street. So I'm crawling through in my car, no faster than 10 mph, and this dumb bitch starts waving a lighted baton at me - as if signaling that I should watch out because her kids are coming out of the driveway.

    Gave her the benefit of the doubt because there's a small chance she might have just been saying hello, but I don't think so. What the fuck else do you want me to do, I'm going at 10 mph looking right at your kids in case they decide to bolt and lie down in the street in front of me
     
  12. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    I'm going in your mom.
     
  13. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    How come we can put a man on the moon but we cannot paint the lines on the road to where they are visible on a rainy evening (must needs guess of lanes)?
     
  14. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Senior member

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    Your Maybach's lane detection system must be malfunctioning.
     
  15. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    is this one of those, this does not mean what you think it means, things?


    whats the problem? more candy for bdeuce!


    HA! nice job, doc. i was at a fellow SFers house earlier tonight and 3 or 4 kids came to the door. that is the most halloween candy giving out i have been near in my life.
     
  16. bdeuce22

    bdeuce22 Senior member

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    I've already consumed 1 Milky Way. Need these gone ASAP! I am weak.
     
  17. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    full size or mini? i have had about 6 minis, 3 twix 3 snickers.
     
  18. GreenFrog

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    I ate too many warheads and now my my tongue and the roof of my mouth hurt.

    :(
     
  19. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Oh look, a day that ends in "y." That means my downstairs neighbor is smoking weed.
     
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  20. ethanm

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    Somebody is jealous.
     

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