This isn't really pissing me off, so much as it's an odd and slightly amusing (from a kind of perspective) story and I didn't know where else to put it: On Xmas eve I headed to the main suburban mall on my side of town, which I knew was going to be a total train wreck for parking and crowds and whatnot, but I actually sort of get a kick out of shopping on Christmas Eve. (It's especially fun at closing time, as the last desperate few stagger around in dazed panic) I posted to that effect on my FB page, saying I was headed "into the teeth of it." This guy I knew from high school, who had a baby with this chick, then married her, and now they're divorced and he lives with his parents, posted on my page: "lazy soccer moms too dumb to shop online despite having 4 computers and 10 credit cards each." I wanted to post something like "but we're not bitter, are we [redacted]?" but I didn't want to compound the situation. Whew.