Apparently something's gone awry with the bearings of my car, such that it will need an additional $300-400 dollars of work. I'd like to just get rid of the fucking thing, but public transportation in this city is a joke. Paypal and eBay remain the shittiest fucking companies in the entire world, including whatever Chinese companies are putting carcinogenic cardboard in baby formula this week. I am conflicted by my impending college attendance, which I still thoroughly regard as a swindle on the aspirational middle-class. While on the phone with a Miss Cleo-soundalike Paypal representative, my phone made some bizarre noise and went from having a full charge to being non-operational. I am a couple weeks away from homelessness due to odd twists of fate pertaining to roommates. If I saw this post, I'd entertain posting a LiveJournal logo as a snide response. Son of a bitch. I have lost. Well at least you have your career as a world class speedwalker to fall back on. Keep your head up, ladies. As my sensei Tupac would say.