I'm pissed off because I stepped in dog shit earlier. I was in a hurry to get to the car and felt that unsettling feeling of softness, and the sludgy slide under my right foot while walking to the garage. The part that gets me white hot, is that it was right in the middle of the fucking sidewalk, and I know who's dog and owner is responsible: my neighbor who makes her little 10y/o son walk their dog and the kid doesn't pick up after it. I've calmly/nicely informed her in the past about her son being lazy about picking up after their dog - but she's this harried super busy single mom. The other neighbor has a lot of video proof from his security camera and has been itching to report her, but I talked him down feeling bad for her. Maybe a $1000 citation from the NYC Sanitation Department would be the proper deterrent. Sometimes you have to be an asshole. I hope she can afford it.