Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[in stitches]

cheese is very good
yum yum in my belly yum
i love cheese, suck it

 

[L'Incandescent]

I'm sorry Stitchy, but the idea of sucking cheese is not one I'd like to contemplate.

 

[Harold falcon]



cheese is very good
yum yum in my belly yum
i love cheese, suck it

Well put.

I'm sorry Stitchy, but the idea of sucking cheese is not one I'd like to contemplate.

The "it" Stitcherrino was referring to was not the cheese.

 

[L'Incandescent]



Well put.
The "it" Stitcherrino was referring to was not the cheese.

The other possibilities seem quite inappropriate, if I may express myself straightforwardly.

 

[in stitches]



I'm sorry Stitchy, but the idea of sucking cheese is not one I'd like to contemplate.

that was not my suggestion, though with the right cheese, it may not be a bad idea.

Well put.
The "it" Stitcherrino was referring to was not the cheese.

x 2

The other possibilities seem quite inappropriate, if I may express myself straightforwardly.

yerp

 

[Fang66]



cheese is very good
yum yum in my belly yum
i love cheese, suck it

Yes! Get In Ma Belly cheese.

 

[Fang66]

Now green peas is another story. It has been well known to science from at least the 60s that green peas have an extremely similar composition to a combination of human faeces and green food dye.

 

[in stitches]



Yes! Get In Ma Belly cheese.

that would be an excellent, alternate, 2nd line for my haiku.

 

[Harold falcon]



Now green peas is another story. It has been well known to science from at least the 60s that green peas have an extremely similar composition to a combination of human faeces and green food dye.

I've had good peas a few times. When properly prepared green peas can be sublime. Unfortunately I've had many more bad dishes of peas over the course of my lifetime.

 

[L'Incandescent]



Now green peas is another story. It has been well known to science from at least the 60s that green peas have an extremely similar composition to a combination of human faeces and green food dye.

I don't ever want to become known as a dissembler or deceiver, so I'm gonna put my cards on the table right now. I am currently eating a breakfast pizza, and I scraped most, but not all, of the cheese off from it. I did not do it to hurt any of your feelings, though. It's just that a man's got to do what he feels in his heart is right, you know?

 

[lasbar]



I don't ever want to become known as a dissembler or deceiver, so I'm gonna put my cards on the table right now. I am currently eating a breakfast pizza, and I scraped most, but not all, of the cheese off from it. I did not do it to hurt any of your feelings, though. It's just that a man's got to do what he feels in his heart is right, you know?

I used to think very highly of you..

Scraping the cheese of a pizza...

Treason.

 

[L'Incandescent]



I used to think very highly of you..
Scraping the cheese of a pizza...
Treason.

Aye, some call it treason. But others call it... ... science.

(The double ellipsis is meant to suggest a dramatic effect in the reading.)

 

[lasbar]



Aye, some call it treason. But others call it... ... science.
(The double ellipsis is meant to suggest a dramatic effect in the reading.)

 

[b1os]

We have a shared internet access here. And quite limited volume (which apparently is standard in Belgium), so sometimes throttling. **** 8kbytes per second. This is hell. It takes about an hour to buffer a 10 minute YouTube video... at 240p. And 1/4 minute-1/2 minute to load a website. **** this.

 

[Harold falcon]



We have a shared internet access here. And quite limited volume (which apparently is standard in Belgium), so sometimes throttling. **** 8kbytes per second. This is hell. It takes about an hour to buffer a 10 minute YouTube video... at 240p. And 1/4 minute-1/2 minute to load a website. **** this.

That is ******* intolerable. Why is it such ****** service? WTF is wrong with the Belgians?