Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[dune]

I was joking around with a friend that I would shave the unmentionables for No Shave November.

I cut them. They bled. It wasn't pleasant, and it itched like crazy. In one of the few spots you really can't scratch if you don't want to look like a pervert.

 

[Douglas]

My company joined a business organization that calls itself, in its name, a "Consortia." It's driving me up the ******* walls.

 

[in stitches]



My company joined a business organization that calls itself, in its name, a "Consortia." It's driving me up the ******* walls.

i didnt know you were in the Appreciation industry?

 

[Douglas]

 

[in stitches]

my bad, i thought the word had general sexual connotations, but apparently, not so. just refers to spousal relations.

3: the legal right of one spouse to the company, affection, and assistance of and to sexual relations with the other

 

[sevenfoldtieguy]



I was joking around with a friend that I would shave the unmentionables for No Shave November.
I cut them. They bled. It wasn't pleasant, and it itched like crazy. In one of the few spots you really can't scratch if you don't want to look like a pervert.

 

[Thomas]



my bad, i thought the word had general sexual connotations, but apparently, not so. just refers to spousal relations.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!@#!%$#@%$!#$#!

FWIW, I always liked "engaging in sexual congress" myself. Ever since I heard Gilbert Gottfriend say it one time, I've tried to work it into conversations, but with limited success.

BTW: I have lots of things that make you at the moment, but not much else.

 

[Piobaire]

Pissing me off: yesterday went from a scheduled 10 hour day to an unscheduled 13 hour day. Today when from a measly nine hour day to a 12 hour day. I might miss happy hour tonight!

 

[Harold falcon]



BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!@#!%$#@%$!#$#!
FWIW, I always liked "engaging in sexual congress" myself. Ever since I heard Gilbert Gottfriend say it one time, I've tried to work it into conversations, but with limited success.
BTW: I have lots of things that make you at the moment, but not much else.

"In flagrante delicto" is my favourite.

 

[HRoi]



My company joined a business organization that calls itself, in its name, a "Consortia." It's driving me up the ******* walls.

i guess they were trying to call themselves a consortium but mistakenly used the plural form? these are my favorite kind of business people, idiots who try to convince you they're intelligent

 

[Rambo]

Children. Why would anyone want to have one of these little monsters? Jesus christ, they're awful.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



Children. Why would anyone want to have one of these little monsters? Jesus christ, they're awful.

I agree and they cut into ones suit budget.

 

[HRoi]

at a certain age and with the proper training, they do make excellent manservants

 

[patrickBOOTH]



at a certain age and with the proper training, they do make excellent manservants

This has some pretty disturbing pedophiliac undertones...

 

[MrG]



Children. Why would anyone want to have one of these little monsters? Jesus christ, they're awful.

Before a certain age, it's a failure of parenting, rather than a fundamental flaw with children, that makes them seem awful.