Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. dune

    dune Senior member

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    I was joking around with a friend that I would shave the unmentionables for No Shave November.

    I cut them. They bled. It wasn't pleasant, and it itched like crazy. In one of the few spots you really can't scratch if you don't want to look like a pervert.
     


  2. Douglas

    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    My company joined a business organization that calls itself, in its name, a "Consortia." It's driving me up the fucking walls.
     


  3. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    i didnt know you were in the porn industry? :confused:
     
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  4. Douglas

    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    :confused:
     


  5. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    my bad, i thought the word had general sexual connotations, but apparently, not so. just refers to spousal relations.

     
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  6. sevenfoldtieguy

    sevenfoldtieguy Senior member

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    :rotflmao:
     


  7. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!@#!%$#@%$!#$#!

    FWIW, I always liked "engaging in sexual congress" myself. Ever since I heard Gilbert Gottfriend say it one time, I've tried to work it into conversations, but with limited success.

    BTW: I have lots of things that make you :uhoh: at the moment, but not much else.
     
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  8. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Pissing me off: yesterday went from a scheduled 10 hour day to an unscheduled 13 hour day. Today when from a measly nine hour day to a 12 hour day. :censored: I might miss happy hour tonight!
     


  9. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    "In flagrante delicto" is my favourite.
     


  10. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    i guess they were trying to call themselves a consortium but mistakenly used the plural form? these are my favorite kind of business people, idiots who try to convince you they're intelligent
     
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  11. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    Children. Why would anyone want to have one of these little monsters? Jesus christ, they're awful.
     


  12. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I agree and they cut into ones suit budget.
     


  13. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    at a certain age and with the proper training, they do make excellent manservants
     


  14. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    This has some pretty disturbing pedophiliac undertones...
     


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    Before a certain age, it's a failure of parenting, rather than a fundamental flaw with children, that makes them seem awful.
     


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