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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. why

    why Distinguished Member

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    Worse are the people that audibly blow their nose constantly. If they squeezed their buttcheeks together every time they farted it'd still be less obnoxious.
     
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  2. Thomas

    Thomas Stylish Dinosaur

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    I'm not in a battleground state, but still we hear it.

    A friend of mine was attacked by a foaming-at-the-mouth Obama supporter at a gas station yesterday morning. Said friend is religious, Republican, as good-natured as they come, and a strapping lad (in his mid-40's but who's counting). I still can't believe anyone was so stupid to start something like that, but politics does weird things to your brain, I guess. Said Obama supporter was arrested at the scene after getting a mild beat-down.
     
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  3. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    That is an awesome story, T-bone.

    Pissing me off, from last night, are people that organize 5:30-8pm events on a week night, and provide shit like a few platters of salmon mousse on a cucumber slice. If you're going to keep my in mid-town over the dinner hour on a week night feed me you fucking cheap so and sos!
     


  4. LawrenceMD

    LawrenceMD Distinguished Member

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    he was.
     
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  5. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    I gotta find out who this guy is. I have to have seen him... What kind of dog?
     


  6. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

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    major +1 to sneezing.


    a woman I used to share an office with (ok, it was a giant office) sneezed all the fucking time. I just stopped saying bless you because I found myself constantly saying it.

    needless to say she was termed at some point.
     


  7. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Also a piss off are folks that make a point of "blessing you" when you sneeze. Did you notice I turned and lowered my head and attempted to muffle that thing as much as I could not to draw attention to it? Alright, then you five bints did not all need to bless me.
     


  8. LawrenceMD

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    it looks like a larger brown german spitz. the way I see it my life is better with a super weird/creepy/nemesis-y guy lurking around.... it keeps me on my toes.
     


  9. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    I've started to just let out a little, "Oh!" Andrew Dice Clay style whenever this woman sneezes now just to entertain myself so I don't punch her in the mouth.
     


  10. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    Poor dog... probably doesn't even know that his owner is a prick.
     


  11. LawrenceMD

    LawrenceMD Distinguished Member

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    I sneeze in a huge booming way three times in succession. I really don't want to sneeze that way, but thats the way my lord and savior created me.

    I've sneezed so violently that I've blown off a surgical mask right off my head.
     
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  12. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

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    if I ever have a sneeze coming and a fart locked and loaded, I try to do them both at the same time since the noise of the two humors me.
     


  13. Gibonius

    Gibonius Stylish Dinosaur

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    Called jury commissioner, rescheduled with no problem. Yay?
     


  14. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Years ago, when I was much stronger than today, I was bent over and a huge sneeze exploded out of nowhere. The odd position I was in allowed my intercostals to crack a rib. I'm much weaker now, so don't think that could happen again, but I've never allowed myself to get caught in any odd position when a sneeze hits.
     


  15. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    +1 :hide:


    very good. you should be in the clear.
     


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