Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.
I got pegged by a stick in the collarbone yesterday at the dog run.
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A girl was playing fetch with her dog and threw the stick at me from about 20 feet away. The girl was conventionally hot: young, white, brunette, tall, blue eyes, very pretty, clean looking. She apologized profusely and we ended up talking for almost an hour. She was really cool and nice in the end. I'm glad I didn't get hit in the eye or break my nose or anything, but damn I wish I got hit in a meatier part of the upper body rather.
did she kiss your boo-boo?
Thought I had jury duty tomorrow.
Turns out it was today. And I found out at 5pm when I got a voicemail from the court.
Hopefully I don't get contempt of court or something. They'll probably make me reschedule, here's hoping.
call to check if there is a bench warrant out in your name now, and reschedule. nothing like getting pulled over for a seat belt infraction, and finding yourself in the back of a squad car. truth.
Thinking about buzzing off my hair, I'm just tired of going to the barbershop. Sigh, buzzing sounds so easy, but the end result would probably piss me off.
record political tv ad combo last night. it went something like Obama attack on Romney - Romney attack on Obama - Obama ad refuting Romney attack - PAC ad attacking Obama - Obama attacking Romney again - Romney talking about his economic plan. 6 ads all in a row.
i realize that i'm in a battleground state, but this is making my head spin. one thing that i filed for future reference is that you can apparently ask the networks to run your commercial after someone else runs theirs. this could be the source of endless amusement, such as running bacon ads right after weight watchers'
Just saw a round of this with the senatorial candidates here. One candidate's ad followed by another, then repeat. November 7th won't come fast enough for me.
you actually have to be apart of a jury at one point or another in U.S.A.? Fuck that.
Been at uni for 3 weeks. just spent the last 5 hours proving some matrices rules, learning gaussian elimination where you have more variables then equations and learning basic double entry book keeping. Did not expect I would have this much work so soon.
yeah, who needs them when ladyboys throw themselves at you.
I had a buzz cut for a number of years... ime I still ended up going to the barber as frequent as when I have longer hair. then again, I get annoyed once the hair grows unevenly, specially on the sides.
Ummm, who goes to the barber for a buzz cut?
Do it. If you have an irregularly shaped head it'll look weird otherwise it almost always looks good.
I was going to ask if it was your nemesis... Have you seen him?
People who sneeze a lot really bother me. I know it sounds jerky, but it is true. This woman I work with sneezes like 400 times a day. I just want to punch her in the mouth and tell her to fucking blow her nose. Also, if I am telling somebody a story, or in the middle of a sentence or whatever I get really irritated if I have to pause so they can sneeze. Fuck sneezing, seriously.
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