Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. gdl203

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    Clients who bring political opinions into the discussion, and somehow expect you to be of the same. How many times do I have to hear "hope we get the right guy in the white house !" for every election cycle? :fu:
     


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    Sometimes it's nice to deal with convicted felons who can't vote.
     


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    The other day I called a place to get screens put on my windows. The first thing the guy said was, "Of course we can do it! We can do it immediately too because we have no work thanks to President Obama!" I was floored, I said maybe it is because you unnecessarily bring political statements into business transactions.
     


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    "Why am I in trouble for smokin' bud? Everybody dooz it? Oba'a did it and he President."
     


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    cmon now dougie, you have plenty going on for you.


    :crackup:
     


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    My girlfriend is sick at the moment and she wants to have dinner with me on the couch and cuddle. While I am always up for cuddling with my lady, I kinda don't wanna get sick.
     


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    Medicate her heavily so she'll fall asleep and you can sneak out
     


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  9. gomestar

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    they're doing some dynamite blasting across the street, and every once in a while you get one that really shakes our building. It's not a quick shake either, but it last for a few concerning moments. We just had the worst shake yet, but of course it happened when I was sitting on the toilet.

    Talk about vulnerable.
     


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    did you get poop on yourself?
     


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    gomestar Super Yelper

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    no, but I appreciate your concern
     


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    did u have to fish out the blackberry?
     


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    gomestar Super Yelper

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    no. blackberry was in pocket of pants, pants were down and around my ankles.

    god damn it people, the building shook and I came out here looking for sympathy for a semi-scary situation, not to imply that I pooped myself or got poop on myself or got poop on my blackbeery or poop on my iPhone (I was browsing twitter at the time) or was so startled that i jumped up and threw my blackberry into the toilet, etc. etc. etc.
     


  14. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Next time you're on the crapper and the building starts to shake just Facetime me and I'll talk you through it. :)
     


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    ah ok - so the iphone fell into the bowl before you had started teh poop ?
     


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