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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. js4design

    js4design Senior member

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    Hurt my lower back in the gym yesterday.
     
  2. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    I have a fairly routine dentist's appointment today, but for some reason I keep thinking I'm having some kind of dangerous surgery that will put my life at risk. I think it's because I know they'll use nitrous oxide, and whenever I'm under nitrous, I worry that I am going to perish.
     
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  3. Douglas

    Douglas Senior member

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    I thought a lunch of cured tasties and mozzarella balls from the olive bar, with a hunk of crusty bread, would make a great light lunch.

    I currently feel like I am trying to eat my way through a highway salt pile.

    The worst part is that the thing missing most is a glass of white wine. But I am at work.
     
  4. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Senior member

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    Aren't you the boss?
     
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  5. otc

    otc Senior member

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    Man, you don't know what a glass of wine does to a girl!
     
  6. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Gewurtztraminer or bust.
     
  7. wojt

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    reminds me of the times when my mom used to make Chili con carne [​IMG], it tasted good though if you could handle the chilli xD
    She has this little sport of hers, when she's out she asks the "most spicy you can prepare" and she always finishes it, it's mostly on house so it's not a bad tactic
     
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  8. Numbernine

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    Actually nitrous oxide very much replicates the experience of death,that is the observation of the seperation of conciousness from physical being , thus an understandable feeling
     
  9. Liam O

    Liam O Senior member

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    Trying to find housing in Copenhagen is like trying to get laid in church.
     
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    "If you were three inches tall, and someone put you in a blender, how would you go about getting out?"

    Interview question I got yesterday. Seriously?
     
  11. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    Did some of my best finger banging in the basement of our church after youth group when I was a teenager.
     
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  12. imatlas

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    youth group = devirgination association IME
     
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  13. wojt

    wojt Senior member

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    [​IMG]
     
  14. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    Whistle for my magical 4" tall flying horse to come get me.
     
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    "I'd use your 4" tall and 4" wide wife as a trampoline. I'd be out in one or two bounces."
     
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  16. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    Or pole vault out with my 12" dick.
     
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    Does this mean it's easy for choirboys to find housing in Copenhagen? :confused:
     
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  18. Geoffrey Firmin

    Geoffrey Firmin Senior member

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    Fucking fed up. My shoulder which I have had two quacks and physiotherapist provide three differing opinions on has fucked up again. FUBAR

    Been waiting for hospital physiotherapist to forward me a copy of his report from a month back. Ring up get voice mail does anybody listen to voice mail? Wanker! I need the report from the lazy prick before i can make appointment with Orthopaedic specialist then according to him probably wait nine months for possible surgery. SNAFU

    Worse its been raining since Saturday night and its predicted to continue to Sunday. And of course the bulk of the our clothing does not go into the dryer. Fuck this for a joke.
     
  19. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME!!
     
  20. L'Incandescent

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    Maybe this is an unpopular opinion or whatnot, but I love Peet Boow and his songs, which set my feet to dancin'.
     

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