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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    FTR my farts were not malodorous.

    the only things worse:

    1) sitting behind the ONE PERSON who opens their blind, then leaves it open for hours letting in blinding light so that entire rows can't sleep
    2) having your row mate reach across you to open the blind so that ad soon as you do fall back asleep, you are instantly awoken (Still over water, guys)
    3) being on a mid-day flight where no one closes the blinds and the airline doesn't tell people to do so.

    Those happened on two of my three flights yesterday (they 7.5 and 6 hour long ones)
     
  2. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    Some times I feel like charging clients an idiot fee, for shit I have to deal with on a day to day basis.
     
  3. wojt

    wojt Senior member

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    I second that
     
  4. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    No one thinks their own farts are bad. In my experience, those who claim their farts aren't bad have the worst farts.
     
  5. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    As someone who revels in their own farts and seeks them out... I am disappointed to not be able to smell them. (Also, on planes, the olfactory senses are extremely dulled).
     
  6. NAMOR

    NAMOR Senior member

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    re-watched seinfeld, just finished the finale. wtf, man
     
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  7. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    this
     
  8. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Mine aren't bad. See what I did there?
     
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  9. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    Get some of those sleeping things, you can put over your eyes.

    All of these are way worse.
    1. Gross overweight, so you can fit in you seat, i've had to change seat and had someone touch my leg for 3+ hours straight, as her fat arm, couldn't fit inside her seat.
    2. Body odor.
    3. People who can't sit still.
    4. People who put their seat down and don't put it up, while you are eating.
    5. loud headphones.
    6. Annoying children.
     
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  10. munchausen

    munchausen Senior member

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    There are days where I think I have been posting like crazy, but I never crack the top ten. I never even get 10 percent of what Stitches has. In fact, right now it's 9:30 central time and Stitches already has more posts than I've ever had in a day.
     
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  11. js4design

    js4design Senior member

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    I've been next to someone who enveloped the arm rest and oozed into my personal space. They also had possibly the largest laptop manufactured, with the screen at maximum brightness, watching shitty movies through the entire overnight flight. Also, Dorito breath.
     
  12. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Senior member

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    Get into a silly pissing match in CE. It's great for your post count.
     
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  13. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I fell asleep on the way home from New Mexico on an airplane and I twitched in my sleep and knocked the person's drink next to me all over her. She was a dirty hippy anyway so it didn't matter. I felt like a huge asshole though.
     
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  14. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    Seriously, you do not build a bullshit premium in at times?
     
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    It was the first bath she had all week!
     
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  16. DerekS

    DerekS Senior member

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    this happens to me all the time. Ill look back at my wasted workday and think ive posted almost all fucking day...no way will anyone have more posts than me. Then i look the next day and im not even in the top 10 either.
     
  17. Blackhood

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    Presumably you did the right thing and offered to remove her clothes while they dry off?
     
  18. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    i had to use my nebulizer today and my body is still all jittery from it. i hate this feeling.
     
  19. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    On my last flight I had all of those, actually, And yes, the window issues were worse. (The blindfolds don't really help if i don't have them and the way I sleep they will come off.)



    I, and at least half of SF has said it before, but dude really needs to chill out (yes, I do too, I was a pre-cursor for SF. The amount of abuse I got when I started for my tons of posts and the amount of people it drove away were somethign else.)
     
  20. DerekS

    DerekS Senior member

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    well, the difference is that stitch is a nice fella...and youre a miserable cunt.
     
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