Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. LawrenceMD

    LawrenceMD Senior member

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    oh gawd. was just submitted to a body search at JFK. 5'3" 400lbs black man had his hands on my ass, ass crack, taint, ball sack, and a light grazing of my penis. he fell down reaching to pat down my feet and when I tried to help him up he was out of breath :embar: and security sternly told me to remain still with legs apart and arms to the side.
     


  2. in stitches

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    :laugh: feels good, no? did you get a reach around too?
     


  3. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    5'3" and 400lbs? is that gary coleman?
     


  4. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    That is surreal. Maybe he fainted because he was overjoyed at the opportunity to feel some parts? (It's happened to me.)
     


  5. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    faint-or or faint-ee?
     


  6. globetrotter

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    that was my target. I get a bonus on 3 numbers a year, this year it was 4%, 6% and 8%, really depending on what seems feasible when we close the years plan. it seemed almost impossible to hit 8% last October, I didn't for the life of me think that I'd hit 10 % let alone 24. as is, I'll make more than anybody in my department, aside from my boss, and I will probably make as much as she does. which means of the 600 employees of the company, I'll make more than all but 6 or so this year. but I get compensated for 8% and 80% the same, that was the top teir of my bonus structure.

    my only hope is that I can convince my CEO that a good chunk of this should count towards next years growth, but I don't think that will work.
     


  7. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    I was the person who fainted out of an excess of enthusiasm at the opportunity to touch parts. As it turns out, it happened to me in the airport too, but not in security.
     


  8. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    I have not bought stamps in a decade. I have my secretary mail everything for me. If I have to go to the post office personally to mail something personal like a box of black rubber dildoes to Stitchy I just pay for it at the counter. No need to save stamps.
     


  9. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Hmm. Do you have other things to get angry about, or do you just not get angry? For my part, I hardly ever get angry. But I know that I should at least get angry sometimes, so I channel that feeling into the realm of stamps.

    Also, my life would be better on the whole if my secretary mailed things for me. But alas, I am not an elite NEPA lawyer who has access to such amenities.
     


  10. eddievddr10

    eddievddr10 Senior member

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    ppl putting hashtags in every status update on facebook or text is really pissing me off
     


  11. Harold falcon

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    Here's what pisses me off, when those automatic paper towel dispensers are set to distribute a short length of towel.


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    Seriously, fuck you. I have to hit that thing three times to get a proper length of towel. Just set it so it's a good length and I'll only use one. You're not saving towel by making it short.

    Assholes.
     


  12. romafan

    romafan Senior member

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    what is a hashtag? :confused: i hear this on fox soccer news every night - something like "so hit us up on twitter using the hashtag banterzone" wtf are they talking about?
     


  13. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    youre a sweetheat, B.

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    also, i slammed my knee on the corner of a piece of furniture last night, and i am now walking like a gimp. :fu:
     


  14. eddievddr10

    eddievddr10 Senior member

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    its sort of like a :roma:
     


  15. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    this "#"

    its used to tag things in twitter, tumbler..... in your case, the twitter handle of that person is, #banterzone.
     


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