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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. munchausen

    munchausen Well-Known Member

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    It was in a dark backyard. And there are a few different ways to get to third. This was one of the more discreet options.
     
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  2. Kid Nickels

    Kid Nickels Well-Known Member

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    I think these two posts are related... :happy:
     
  3. otc

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    Just to be clear, are we using the wikipedia definition here?
    Though details vary, a broadly accepted description of what each base represents is as follows:[4]
    Strikeout – a failure to engage in any form of foreplay or sexual activity;
    First base – mouth-to-mouth kissing, especially French kissing;
    Second base – touching or kissing the breasts or other erogenous zones can be either clothed or not clothed; manual stimulation of the genitals;
    Third base – oral stimulation of the genitals; oral sex;
    Fourth base (home run) – "full" sexual intercourse.
    The metaphors are found variously in popular American culture, with one well-known example in the Meat Loaf song "Paradise by the Dashboard Light", which describes a young couple "making out", with a voice-over commentary, by baseball announcer Phil Rizzuto, of a portion of a baseball game as a metaphor for the couple's activities.[5]

    I know that some people like to push the latter bit of 2nd into 3rd (which I feel really ruins the descriptiveness of the metaphor)...and I know that the kids on yahoo answers sometimes push sex to 3rd base (so what is home then?).
     
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  4. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Well-Known Member

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    Anal, duh.
     
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  5. otc

    otc Well-Known Member

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    According to this, that is 5th base (though I think it really sounds more like going all the way to the dugout...)

    [VIDEO][/VIDEO]
     
  6. LawrenceMD

    LawrenceMD Well-Known Member

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    ^i went straight to the youtube comments for the 5th base video.

    I tried to move some stuff myself yesterday (my bikes and some books) to the new house and it was raining cats and dogs. I used to hate winter rain, but the 80ºF 100% humidity weather + heavy rain when you have to do something strenuous outside sucks too.

    it was a constant struggle: load bikes onto car roof rack. get drenched with rain. walk back into house get 6 crates of heavy medical books put them into car. realize that you're are dripping with sweat and rain. drive in air conditioned car for 40min, re-unload bikes and books while its raining into house and become drenched in sweat again. Go back into air conditioned car and drive back.

    I was actually planning to do two trips (to get all the bikes and books transported before the big move with the movers this friday) but I was so sapped and demotivated I ended up just showering and taking a 3 hour nap.
     
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  7. in stitches

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    sorry to interrupt the anal sex discussion, but this humidity is miserable. or maybe i did not interrupt the anal sex discussion after all.
     
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  8. Connemara

    Connemara Well-Known Member

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    This woman speaks for both of us re: the heat. :laugh:

     
  9. HRoi

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    Yeah, that menstrual cup must get pretty uncomfortable in this weather
     
  10. munchausen

    munchausen Well-Known Member

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    Based on that definition it was second base. not sure wikipedia is authoritative here though. When I was growing up, touching a breast was second, going downtown was third.
     
  11. LawrenceMD

    LawrenceMD Well-Known Member

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  12. in stitches

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    i made it about 35 seconds into each and i feel stupider having watched them, and that is saying something coming from me.
     
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  13. Piobaire

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    Holy shit. The only way you close that fast is if you're paying cash!
     
  14. HRoi

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    closing on the house, or closing the deal to get to 5th base?
     
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  15. LawrenceMD

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    with the proper motivation, cunningness, and sometimes lots of saved up cash - you can get to third base quick.
     
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  16. donjuan17

    donjuan17 Well-Known Member

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    Didn't they have a trampoline sex scene in Take Me Home Tonight ?
     
  17. MrG

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    +1

    Er, I mean, +1 to your definition of the bases, not to having gone to any base with you.
     
  18. Fang66

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    Naaa, that's still 3rd, A to M is home.
     
  19. HRoi

    HRoi Well-Known Member

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    hitting for the cycle never sounded more rewarding
     
  20. Find Finn

    Find Finn Well-Known Member

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    3 am and I'm wide awake, some idiot in my building decided to have a party on a Tuesday night.
     

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