Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    That's a good way to say it.
     


  2. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Damn, I'm hard right now. BRB
     


  3. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Be safe.
     


  4. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Thank goodness for emergency contraception. :satisfied:
     


  5. indesertum

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    I was in class. Dude walks in. It smells like manure. I'm thinking this dude must've been working with cows. Gross.

    Dude to my right leaves during class. Smell disappears. He's gone forever. Comes back. Smell is faint but much subdued.

    Real life shit in pants event at college?????
     


  6. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    i fail to see the problem.


    +1. same age, same story, same sadness about it. :(



    fantastic!
     


  7. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Probably your first experience with it, and it won't be your last. I promise.
     


  8. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Maybe it would be best to wait for LawrenceMD to weigh in here, but I don't think you needed that emergency contraception.
     


  9. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

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    :rotflmao:

    stories of people shitting pants is, to me, always hilarious
     


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    Tricky part about PB & J working at Burger King is getting all parts of the order correct.

    Meat, bread, lettuce, pickle, sauce, it can get pretty complicated.
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Wait, Burger King has PB&J now? With meat, lettuce, pickles, and sauce? What is the world coming to? :confused:
     
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  12. otc

    otc Senior member

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    do people seriously ever shit their pants?

    How does one end up sitting in class with shit in their pants? I could maybe understand running for the bathroom and not quite making it on time...but at least then you basically end up in the bathroom.

    Do you not realize you have shat yourself?
     


  13. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

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    states of matter. Sometimes what is expected to be a gas is actually a solid.
     


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    Or worse...liquid.
     


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    have you read the sharting thread?
     


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