Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. Biscotti

    Biscotti Senior member

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    Baby-sitting for drunk adult friends - I get drunk, but I don't need a babysitter, so why should you? I was hanging with a friend of mine who is twice my age at a bar tonight; he was already tipsy, and I guess that last Manhattan did him in. He starting talking with this crazy bitch who was obnoxious and stupid as hell; within the first lines of conversation she drops that she became a grandmother at age 36, and not much later - a convicted felon. Yet somehow, even though this friend of mine has a very good looking and loving 30 year old girlfriend, he still wants to fuck her. This girl was nasty as hell. So we are outside having a cigarette, and she comes up and pulls out her left tit - telling my friend to "feel what a real nipple feels like" WTF WTF. So I go inside to get a beer, and I hear a loud noise - he is on the ground; she is kicking the shit out of him and then runs off when I come outside. WTF.

    I pick him up and place him inside, and then she comes back ten minutes later saying to him, "I'll suck your dick to make up for it" and reaches into his pants..."I love you baby" she says. WTF. I get the help of the bartender and her ass is kicked the fuck out of there.

    I love Louisville.
     
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    Make a slingshot, 'donate them' to obnoxious kids.
     
  3. L'Incandescent

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    Wait, why is she kicking him? Did he tell her that he'd felt other nipples that felt more real? (I have never said that to a lady, but if I did, I can't imagine she would take it well.)
     
  4. Biscotti

    Biscotti Senior member

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    Also just found out another friend of mine is in jail, and I don't know when he will be out, child support related. Probably the smartest man I know; however, having ten children with countless women is not very smart...He will be missed during this time.

    Another friend just got out of jail - YAY, but his going back.

    Another friend of mine looks like he is likely going to prison for a long time...attempted murder charge. He was like a father to me in my later years of high school, sounds weird, I know.

    everyone is going to jail or prison
     
  5. Geoffrey Firmin

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    ^Biscotti Have you thought about changing your friends?

    So its Tuesday afternoon this firm I did a job for pays on Wednesday I submitted a time sheet on Friday and it was all fine now they send me an email saying that they need the client to sign off on the hours WTF. And this is after they tell me that I don't have to do this.

    I fucking hate contracting I am just so over this shit, fuck and its too early to crack a cold one.:brick::cloud:
     
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    I have worked practically non stop since 1993. believe me, its never, ever, too early to crack a cold one.
     
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    If I average it out I've only worked about 10 or 12 out of the last 20 years, believe me it's better that way and you rarely feel the desperate need to crack open a cold one, they just seem to appear pre-cracked.
     
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    Story would have been much better with an ethnic slur attached.
     
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    I think you are using the word lady a tad liberally here.
     
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    WTF...:crackup:
     
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    fucking huddler. i wrote a long reply to the chicago teachers strike thread and now its caught in 'submitting content' purgatory, where the spinning wheel is up but the text box is grey'ed out and I can't copy the text to try and resubmit it. Fucking worked on that one for a good long while too.

    edit: n/m. after 25 minutes of spinning it finally went through.

    Also, I can't sleep. Going to have to take an Ambien. Thank god for drugs.
     
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  12. UnnamedPlayer

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    Where is the ethnic slur?

    I mean, from his story it is pretty obvious that we are talking about Indians here but he never actually said that in his post.
     
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    Sick as hell out of nowhere. Tried to have a cigarette. Brown thing that came up was probably lung. Fuck class today, will be wearing all my clothes and staying under the blankets.
     
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    Brown?

    Give the pack a rest today..
     
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    'swhat I'm sayin no'I'm sayin?
     

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