Baby-sitting for drunk adult friends - I get drunk, but I don't need a babysitter, so why should you? I was hanging with a friend of mine who is twice my age at a bar tonight; he was already tipsy, and I guess that last Manhattan did him in. He starting talking with this crazy bitch who was obnoxious and stupid as hell; within the first lines of conversation she drops that she became a grandmother at age 36, and not much later - a convicted felon. Yet somehow, even though this friend of mine has a very good looking and loving 30 year old girlfriend, he still wants to fuck her. This girl was nasty as hell. So we are outside having a cigarette, and she comes up and pulls out her left tit - telling my friend to "feel what a real nipple feels like" WTF WTF. So I go inside to get a beer, and I hear a loud noise - he is on the ground; she is kicking the shit out of him and then runs off when I come outside. WTF. I pick him up and place him inside, and then she comes back ten minutes later saying to him, "I'll suck your dick to make up for it" and reaches into his pants..."I love you baby" she says. WTF. I get the help of the bartender and her ass is kicked the fuck out of there. I love Louisville.