Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Fang66]



I've never been to a "Garden Centre," so all of my experience is in the warehouse context. They really are crazy.
Spell checkre doesn't like "centre" because it is bettre to put the e before the r. Whethre or not this news makes you bittre, that's just how it be.

Your riposte while brimming with wit lacks an elegant meterre.

 

[LawrenceMD]



Your riposte while brimming with wit lacks an elegant meterre.

in orthopeadics you often have to deal with patients who complain of oedema of the lower extremities.

 

[L'Incandescent]



Your riposte while brimming with wit lacks an elegant meterre.

I appreciate your comments, as I am always striving to become a bettre writre.

 

[Fang66]



in orthopeadics you often have to deal with patients who complain of oedema of the lower extremities.

Wait, what orthopeadics? But you're Asian, shouldn't you be a heart sturgeon or something? Are your parents disappointed?

 

[in stitches]



Wait, what orthopeadics? But you're Asian, shouldn't you be a heart sturgeon or something? Are your parents disappointed?

maybe he is an orthopedic surgeon. i wanted to be that when i was a kid. didnt really pan out for a number of reasons.

 

[LawrenceMD]



Wait, what orthopeadics? But you're Asian, shouldn't you be a heart sturgeon or something? Are your parents disappointed?

I'm mexi-asian bro.... that has to count for something.


I'm pissed off because I thought boxers would be a nice change of pace today.... I now suffer from swamp ass.

 

[gdl203]



I'm mexi-asian bro....

Have you been to

 

[Fang66]



I'm mexi-asian bro.... that has to count for something.
I'm pissed off because I thought boxers would be a nice change of pace today.... I now suffer from swamp ass.

So your parents are disappointed that you aren't a cartel doctor?

 

[patrickBOOTH]



I'm pissed off because I thought boxers would be a nice change of pace today.... I now suffer from swamp ass.

If I was naked in 30 degree weather I would still have swamp ass and sweaty armpits. I have accepted this.

 

[gomestar]

So i thought swamp ass was a widely known phenomenon. A few months ago, at a party, the topic somehow came up and I called it swamp ass. The three people I was talking with (all female, and one was my significant other) were appaled at the name and looked at me with the same look of disgust usually reserved for those shouting racial and/or homophobic slurs.


and then a few days after that I came back from the gym and complained about my boxers or something and the wife goes "problems with your swamp ass hahahaha"

 

[in stitches]



I'm pissed off because I thought boxers would be a nice change of pace today.... I now suffer from swamp ass.

there is never a good time for boxers.

If I was naked in 30 degree weather I would still have swamp ass and sweaty armpits. I have accepted this.

im not that bad off, but close. i have not accepted it. it makes me very

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I am so tired right now.

 

[Thomas]



I am so tired right now.

mee too. I got a solid 6 hours last night, more than in weeks, but I'm still working the thousand-yard stare.

 

[gdl203]



So i thought swamp ass was a widely known phenomenon. A few months ago, at a party, the topic somehow came up and I called it swamp ass. The three people I was talking with (all female, and one was my significant other) were appaled at the name and looked at me with the same look of disgust usually reserved for those shouting racial and/or homophobic slurs.
and then a few days after that I came back from the gym and complained about my boxers or something and the wife goes "problems with your swamp ass hahahaha"

I was unaware of the swampy ass phenomenon but I'm not surprised your wife adopted the expression so quickly. It is strangely alluring. I just fell compelled to use it in the dinner thread of all places. Let's just hope I don't blurt it at work.

 

[Thomas]



I was unaware of the swampy ass phenomenon but I'm not surprised your wife adopted the expression so quickly. It is strangely alluring. I just fell compelled to use it in the dinner thread of all places. Let's just hope I don't blurt it at work.

If you can manage to avoid kancho-ing your colleagues, you're doing better than me.