Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Connemara]



Man... you New Yorkers are a bunch of ******* bitches.

And you live in the South. Guess who wins.

 

[StylishJack]

Hypocrites.. (well, those are people but you know what I mean)

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Is he related to Socrates?

 

[Neo_Version 7]



Is he related to Socrates?

You should brush up on your Greek.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



You should brush up on your Greek.

I ain't no bro, bro.

 

[edinatlanta]



And you live in the South. Guess who wins.

Me because we have lower taxes, better weather and hotter women.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



Me because we have lower taxes, better weather and hotter women.

There is only one thing in this sentence that is true.

 

[edinatlanta]



There is only one thing in this sentence that is true.

What's your temperature for you in Nov-April? I rest my case.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



What's your temperature for you in Nov-April? I rest my case.

Um, it's nice out?

 

[AndyMG]

What's pissing me off? How about my mate who discovered blues music about five minutes ago recommending me (who's listened to it for all of my adult life) albums as if he's some sort of ******* expert.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

You should be happy that he is discovered some great music and be supportive, ya prick.

 

[L'Incandescent]



What's pissing me off? How about my mate who discovered blues music about five minutes ago recommending me (who's listened to it for all of my adult life) albums as if he's some sort of ******* expert.

You should check out John Mayer. He is one of the greatest blues musicians of his era according to experts in blues music.

 

[JayJay]



A mile walk to a location where I have to give a presentation in front of like 100 people. It is 100 degrees out. I plan on being very moist.

I'd take a taxi or go very early so that you can cool off before it starts. You don't want to be sweating profusely during your presentation. And, of course, good luck with presentation.

 

[Thomas]



Makes me wish wearing a skirt and spaghetti straps wasn't taboo for guys.

Now you tell me. Wish I'd shaved my shoulders this morning.

 

[L'Incandescent]



Now you tell me. Wish I'd shaved my shoulders this morning.

That reminds me, for some reason I have more hair on my left shoulder than my right, which looks a little bit ridiculous. It doesn't really piss me off, but I'm all like "What's up with that?"