1. I'd like to announce that animated avatars are now available again. You'll have to reload, but they are once more possible.

    We've been doing a ton of work behind the scenes. The site load speed was already under 1/2 of what Huddler's was, on average, and we installed cloudflare, which means that the site should be even faster. A ton more will go on in the weeks and months to come, and some things will be more visibile, and some less.

    Cheers,

    Fok.

    Dismiss Notice

Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. Stazy

    Stazy Senior member

    Messages:
    7,194
    Likes Received:
    438
    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2006
    Location:
    Toronto
    My dog got sick when i left him tonight. He threw up three times and had diarrhea on the carpet. To make matters worse he stepped in the shit and tracked it around. Motherfuckinggoddamnit.

    At least he seems to be doing fine now. He drank a bunch of water and is sleeping it off.
     
  2. Liam O

    Liam O Senior member

    Messages:
    2,288
    Likes Received:
    286
    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2011
    Location:
    Princeton, NJ
    Hobonapping FTW


    __________________-


    Feels like I'm sitting on a sand covered softball. This blows.
     
  3. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

    Messages:
    26,133
    Likes Received:
    1,626
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2006
    Location:
    FOLKESTONE
    

    My cats are coming in from the garden to puke inside...

    And they start straight away eating again..:censored:
     
  4. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

    Messages:
    12,358
    Likes Received:
    3,484
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    

    No but if you put nice wrapping around shit, it's still shit, just with a bow on it.
     
  5. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

    Messages:
    33,386
    Likes Received:
    8,770
    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2006
    Location:
    New York City
    

    It makes sense. Their stomachs are empty.
     
  6. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

    Messages:
    19,400
    Likes Received:
    3,865
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2008
    Location:
    NYC
    Going on a trip today.

    She packed 8 pairs of shoes.
     
  7. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

    Messages:
    33,386
    Likes Received:
    8,770
    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2006
    Location:
    New York City
    

    I hope you packed more.

    Its like when my girlfriend and I go to my parent's house for one night and she brings a suitcase.
     
    Last edited: May 18, 2012
  8. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

    Messages:
    26,133
    Likes Received:
    1,626
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2006
    Location:
    FOLKESTONE
    

    The same with my wife...

    And I know she will only wear a third o the clothes in it.
     
  9. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

    Messages:
    33,386
    Likes Received:
    8,770
    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2006
    Location:
    New York City
    Most of the space is for her fucking cosmetics and skincare bullshit. I have never in my life encountered somebody who puts so much oils and lotions on their skin.

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: May 18, 2012
  10. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

    Messages:
    68,895
    Likes Received:
    31,016
    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2010
    Location:
    Charm City
    

    constipated?


    as they say, you can shine shit. :)


    :fu: she also a SFer?
     
  11. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

    Messages:
    19,625
    Likes Received:
    4,608
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2007
    I am very fortunate that Jamie looks angelic with make-up and without.
     
    Last edited: May 18, 2012
  12. Big Pun

    Big Pun Senior member

    Messages:
    5,984
    Likes Received:
    623
    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2008
    Location:
    امریکا
    

    Do you not own a toaster?
     
  13. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

    Messages:
    33,386
    Likes Received:
    8,770
    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2006
    Location:
    New York City
    They taste better fried in grease.
     
  14. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

    Messages:
    19,400
    Likes Received:
    3,865
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2008
    Location:
    NYC
    
    I packed one of the small carry on bags. It's all I need.

    mine doesn't have much of this stuff, which is cool and all, but the little she has is so insanely expensive, it's unbelievable. I am literally unable to believe it.
     
  15. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

    Messages:
    33,386
    Likes Received:
    8,770
    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2006
    Location:
    New York City
    

    What does she use? Fresh? My girlfriend loves Fresh. Fucking three ounce jar of semen for like $250. And she calls me crazy for buying Renovateur.
     

Share This Page

Styleforum is proudly sponsored by