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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. GQgeek

    GQgeek Senior member

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    I took a girl out to the nutracker yesterday afternoon and then bought her dinner afterwards...Met her at the bar later in the evening... she was hammered and made out with some random dude right in front of me.

    That hurt. Really hurt.


    Damn, dude, that sounds like one of my dates! What a bitch though.
     
  2. RJmanbearpig

    RJmanbearpig Senior member

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    Damn, dude, that sounds like one of my dates! What a bitch though.

    Damn g33k, now even you are dissing on yourself. Where's your Christmas spirit? Also, how are you keeping warm in Socialist Montreal? My off-forum spies are giving me up to the minute weather updates on your snowstorms.
     
  3. evilgeniusdan

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    Getting a gracious extension on a paper, but procrastinating so much that I have to ask for another extension that probably won't be granted. Also, styleforum and this thread in particular, for contributing to my procrastination.
     
  4. JetBlast

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    I took a girl out to the nutracker yesterday afternoon and then bought her dinner afterwards...Met her at the bar later in the evening... she was hammered and made out with some random dude right in front of me.

    That hurt. Really hurt.


    I don't even know how I would react in that situation. Sorry about that.
     
  5. SField

    SField Senior member

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    I don't even know how I would react in that situation. Sorry about that.

    If I actually kind of liked her my inner caveman would come out and I'd probably hit him. I had two serious relationships and the first ended with her cheating on me, and that's exactly what I did to the guy. Not rational and not adult but it felt really good.
     
  6. Kent Wang

    Kent Wang Senior member Dubiously Honored Affiliate Vendor

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    fuck, my lazy, stupid distributor in a south american country not to be named yet, blew a $500K deal that he has been working on for 2 years, and today dropped me an email to tell me that the competition took it, didn't even have the fucking guts to call me. I'm on my way there, and I am guessing that he knew he had to tell me before I got there, or I'd be even more pissed off at him. he also sent me the fucking email on friday afternoon his time, which means he must have known about it for a while and wanted to hit me with the news right before he turned off his fucking cell phone for the weekend. fucker!!
    Do you think he suffers from the mañana syndrome?
     
  7. edmorel

    edmorel Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I took a girl out to the nutracker yesterday afternoon and then bought her dinner afterwards...Met her at the bar later in the evening... she was hammered and made out with some random dude right in front of me.

    That hurt. Really hurt.


    Funniest thing I've ever read.

    Please tell me neither of these happened:

    A. You took her home because she was so drunk you were worried about her
    B. You sat on the phone with her the following day, her apologizing and you telling her how hurt you were

    Damn, dude, that sounds like one of my dates! What a bitch though.

    What the hell is going on up there with you guys in Canada?????
     
  8. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Funniest thing I've ever read. Please tell me neither of these happened: A. You took her home because she was so drunk you were worried about her B. You sat on the phone with her the following day, her apologizing and you telling her how hurt you were
    LOL I bet he called her a cab and "slept with her" (both of them being fully clothed of course) to make sure she didn't puke in her sleep. Then the next morning he cried when she got weirded out and told him to go home.
     
  9. Nouveau Pauvre

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    I was in Canada and I went to this bar and there was really sloshed chick with some guy, but she was pretty cute and dude she was with was kinda trippin so I made out with her for a little while (right in front of him lol), but than when I got up for another jaeger bomb I couldn't find her anymore.
     
  10. Jumbie

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    LOL I bet he called her a cab and "slept with her" (both of them being fully clothed of course) to make sure she didn't puke in her sleep. Then the next morning he cried when she got weirded out and told him to go home.

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  11. globetrotter

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    Do you think he suffers from the mañana syndrome?

    damn fucking right.
     
  12. globetrotter

    globetrotter Senior member

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    Indeed. I feel like shit.

    sorry for you, Stazy.
     
  13. edmorel

    edmorel Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I was in Canada and I went to this bar and there was really sloshed chick with some guy, but she was pretty cute and dude she was with was kinda trippin so I made out with her for a little while (right in front of him lol), but than when I got up for another jaeger bomb I couldn't find her anymore.

    Must be hard for you to make out with girls, doesn't your nose get in the way?
     
  14. Nouveau Pauvre

    Nouveau Pauvre Senior member

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    ^ Some of us are born with larger body parts. Don't hate just because you have a little one.

    (also come one, you really ran out of fat jokes for Kwilk's cooking thread and you have to resort to this?)
     
  15. kwilkinson

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    ^ Some of us are born with larger body parts. Don't hate just because you have a little one.

    (also come one, you really ran out of fat jokes for Kwilk's cooking thread and you have to resort to this?)


    Hey, don't be shitty toward me just b/c you sold your anal virginity for a pair of kicks or something.
     
  16. SField

    SField Senior member

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    I wanted something quick to eat and since I've eaten everything at the Whole Foods prepared foods counter like 80 times I thought I'll just go for some horrendous junk food. So, I go to Chipotle and ITS FUCKING CLOSED. There's this obnoxious little sign:

    "WE WRAPPED UP EARLY FOR OUR HOLIDAY PARTY"

    WHAT!? You fucking put shit in a tortilla then roll it up. The fuck do you need a christmas party for? Don't you think the reason you're working at Chipotle is because of a little too much time partying rather than working?

    I WANT MY CHICKEN BURRITO!
     
  17. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    I would write a scathing letter to the management. I'll PM you kwilk's address.
     
  18. kwilkinson

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    I would write a scathing letter to the management. I'll PM you kwilk's address.

    I've never even eaten at a Chipotle, you dumb fucking future fatass.
     
  19. SField

    SField Senior member

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    I've never even eaten at a Chipotle, you dumb fucking future fatass.

    That alliteration just gave me a hard on.
     
  20. Stazy

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    Funniest thing I've ever read. Please tell me neither of these happened: A. You took her home because she was so drunk you were worried about her B. You sat on the phone with her the following day, her apologizing and you telling her how hurt you were What the hell is going on up there with you guys in Canada?????
    Well I'm glad you enjoyed the story. haha. Neither A or B happened. Although I'll admit option B was tempting for a couple minutes today. When I saw her making out I just went home. lol.
     

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