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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. imatlas

    imatlas Senior member

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    OTC, sorry to hear about your uncle. Fuck cancer.

    T, sad story, sorry to hear she went like that. Hope your daughter isn't coming down with anything.

    stitchy, that isn't a mosquito. I grew up calling those mosquito hawks, but they're properly called crane flies. Totally harmless.

    Neo, grow the fuck up.

    MrG, that royally sucks. Hope he feels better.

    pB, drink a gallon of coffee, then go into a 2 hour meeting. I guarantee you'll need to crap about 5 minutes after the meeting starts.
     
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  2. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I think I have to.
     


  3. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    thanks, that very interesting. but they are still gross, and scare the shit outta my kids. i kill them on sight.
     


  4. imatlas

    imatlas Senior member

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    As long as you don't do it on shabbos...

    This might sound silly, but I don't like to kill things unnecessarily, even insects. It's part "live and let live" and part awareness that even spiders and mosquito hawks have their roles in the ecosystem we all live in. Mosquitoes I kill on sight, however. That fucking whining noise gives me the heebie-jeebies.
     


  5. MrG

    MrG Senior member

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    Thanks, bro.


    I did. We were all really stoked.

    Thanks, I'm hoping I'll see him some tonight. There's a family reunion/vacation planned for the summer, so we'll see him again in a couple months, but that's not the same as him spending time with just the wife, kid, and me.


    Thanks, dude. I do, too. If nothing else, flying tomorrow will be pure hell for him if he doesn't.
     


  6. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I drink a gallon of coffee everyday regardless.
     


  7. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Can you guys stop talking about crapping? It's really gross.
     


  8. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Aren't you a proctologist, or something? I just need somebody to remove my colon and milk all of the poop out of it and reinstall it. Can you do that for me, Neo? At a handsome fee, of course.
     
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  9. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    ^ I'm actually in neuro. Sorry.
     
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  10. LawrenceMD

    LawrenceMD Senior member

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    quick cook steel cut oatmeal from trader joes. its $1.99 for a nice sized can and tastes pretty good... as good as oatmeal can taste at least.

    I'll always sneak in an oatmeal breakfast with my wife once a week.

    She always empties her self fully after a bowl of steel cut oats - a woman who's shat fully is a 18% happier/saner woman.
     


  11. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Well, my head is usually up my ass anyway. Can you help?
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    My girlfriend loves the steel cut oates. She's a good pooper. I have got to do this. It always blows my mind how fast some foods can go through you despite your digestive tract being like 30 feet long or something.
     


  13. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Thank you for this.
     


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    imatlas Senior member

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    I pointed this out to over dinner last night, as we discussed one friend's recent colonoscopy: either you live long enough that you find yourself discussing your bowel function with friends, or you don't. Which alternative do you prefer?

    Oh, and LOL at a neurosurgeon getting squeamish over scatology.
     
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    my true measure of close friendship is when your comfortable enough to ask:

    "bro, do I have bad breath?"

    then you breath with open mouth onto him

    its similar to when you seat a young lady into your car then lock all the doors and wait to see if she'll open/unlock the drivers side door for you when you walk around - a test to see if she's worth dating in the beginning.
     


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