Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. JayJay

    JayJay Senior member

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    I suspected as much, lol. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
     


  2. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    See, I'm just waiting until they introduce a depends thong, to avoid that awful bulge in the crotch area.
     


  3. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    photobucket changed their editing tools. what a pain in the ass.

    and they tried to deliver my G&Gs today but no one was home :cryface:
     


  4. imatlas

    imatlas Senior member

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    To aging? The alternative is death.
     


  5. Liam O

    Liam O Senior member

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    If not wanting clammy sweaty pedo hands shoved in your bodily orifices is weird I don't want to be normal. Women love my hands. They're all scars and calluses and muscle and they're always warm. Try being like that.


    Least you'll look good in an open casket.
     


  6. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    or moshiach. no i am no lubavitch.
     
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  7. Geoffrey Firmin

    Geoffrey Firmin Senior member

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    FUBAR these government idiots I did a HR report for have come back and stated again that it was too detailed, full of spelling errors and misplacing between sentences WTF ? I have been writing these things for the years without a complaint and now this shit .

    So I went and checked it out and the copy i have is fine. At first I thought it might be translation thing between Mac and PC but no.

    So giving it more thought I think it was the adverse comments made by a referee about their star candidate, and yesterday I received a email from the chair asking if the candidate had read the referee comments before I put them in the report, for her referee totally shit canned her. Well no of course not there in confidence and its not my job.

    Now I have been informed that to cover these miserable bitches mistakes, and of course they will go to new referees for this fat bitch they are going to rewrite the report, well fuck you very much.

    And have been informed by this twenty something ponce from the company I subcontract with complaining about the quality of my work and that my services will no longer be required, well fuck you, as if i hadn't worked that out . As i said FUBAR :fu::cloud:
     
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  8. bmac11c

    bmac11c Senior member

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    Started my new job today...what a fucking mess! Started out with me missing a step at the entrance and fell flat on my face and put a good scratch into my shoes! Then my new boss takes me to lunch and the waitress dropped a small cup of Salsa, and that went all over the legs of my trousers, shoes (yes, the ones with the nice scratch on them!) and the left cuff of my shirt. THEN, I get a call from HR asking where my New Employee paperwork was, so I had to drive home to get it, fill it out and overnight it to Corporate....THEEEN, I stood in line at the effin' post office to pickup a package sent to me from England that I have been waiting for. NO A/C at the PO and I had to wait 40 minutes in line. Sweated my ass off in my Salsa stained trousers...I get home to try on my new jacket I got in the mail and it's too goddamn small. Somebody shoot me!
     


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    Teger Senior member

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    dog just discharged her anal gland on our bed :fu:

    guess we're sleeping in the guest room tonight!
     


  10. Cardigan Brah

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    Sounds like everyones jimmies are rustled in this thread.
     


  11. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    that is the idea. your reading comprehension skills are top notch.


    that is fucking disgusting. burn your sheets.

    is this the sick dog? is she better?
     


  12. Cardigan Brah

    Cardigan Brah Active Member

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    No capitalization, no care.
     


  13. ImaPro

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    That is why dogs shouldn't be inside the house, or inside your room for that matter.
     


  14. Cardigan Brah

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    You're lucky my post needs to be moderated, in stitches.

    Soon...
     
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  15. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    do we know each other friendo?
     


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