Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[in stitches]



Never miss an opportunity to piss, not even when it's a one-hour car ride.

so true. i usually piss before driving home from work, a 14 minute ride.

 

[Thomas]



Never miss an opportunity to piss, not even when it's a one-hour car ride.

this. For me it's about 75 minutes including picking up the little miss from school. Generally, my bladder is hurting by the time I get to the school but I just want to get home. Worse is when I'm the only grown-up at the house and I can't just drop her off and do my bidness, so I kinda have to improvise. At this point, I'm going to leave this subject alone and move along.

 

[in stitches]



this. For me it's about 75 minutes including picking up the little miss from school. Generally, my bladder is hurting by the time I get to the school but I just want to get home. Worse is when I'm the only grown-up at the house and I can't just drop her off and do my bidness, so I kinda have to improvise. At this point, I'm going to leave this subject alone and move along.

this one got to the point where my pen0r was hurting. that is the wurst.

 

[tesseract]

"hooping"

 

[Douglas]



I am old.

me too.

FTFY guys

 

[MrG]

 

[patrickBOOTH]



this one got to the point where my pen0r was hurting. that is the wurst.

Stop screwing those cheap hookers.

 

[CalTex]



FTFY guys

does FTFY = fixed that for you or **** this, **** you.

Urban dictionary favors the former.

 

[Stazy]

Fixed that for you.

 

[in stitches]



Stop screwing those cheap hookers.

 

[Thomas]



FTFY guys

LAWL you ain't far behind us, sonny.

Besides, I'm always on my son about peeing before we leave the house. Too many bad incidents and befouled car interiors to mention.

 

[imatlas]

I am old.

me too.

FTFY guys

Beats the alternative, amirite or amirite? Right? Right?

 

[JayJay]



FTFY guys

Your day will come, just wait and you'll see.

 

[Thomas]



Beats the alternative, amirite or amirite? Right? Right?

hmm, that depends. What is this alternative? Evidence?

 

[in stitches]



Your day will come, just wait and you'll see.

i have met him. his day has already come. the old fart wears depends, thats why he doesnt pee before he heads out on the road.