Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Harold falcon]

Why am I getting fart app ads on shazam?

 

[Harold falcon]

Seriously you dumb ******* app company you think I'm going to buy a ******* fart app.? **** you in your ******* face

 

[Harold falcon]

You understand I have a credit card and iPhone I'm not twelve of years old farts don't impress me anymore you stupid motherfuckers

 

[Harold falcon]

Ugh I hate everything

 

[in stitches]

i wouldnt buy it either, but id defo download a free fart app. farts are funny.

 

[Harold falcon]

Under no circumstances will I ever ever ever buy a ******* fart app. Die in a fire you asshole.

 

[Harold falcon]



i wouldnt buy it either, but id defo download a free fart app. farts are funny.

There is nothing funny about a fart when one reached the age of puberty.

 

[death shot]

Accidental farts still have their moments.

 

[Harold falcon]



Accidental farts still have their moments.

Which moment would that be?

 

[death shot]

Like when somebody farts by accident, and you laugh at it because they get that scared look on their face because they might not go undetected.

 

[in stitches]



There is nothing funny about a fart when one reached the age of puberty.

wrong

 

[Harold falcon]



wrong

Maybe it's for the best we've never met in person.

 

[redcaimen]

C'mon, harvey. Dont be so embittered. Life can be a gas!

[VIDEO]//youtu.be/me2H7Ja93Wg[/VIDEO]

 

[Harold falcon]

Alright. You've convinced me. Life is rainbows and sunshine and sugar pops and everything good and right with the world like little baby bunnies pissing on me.

 

[Harold falcon]

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