Dave Matthews Band plays two shows in my town every summer and the first one is tonight. I can assure you that every bro in the Capital Region will be there, drinking Natty Light and playing beer pong in the parking lots. The whole thing smacks of some douchebag annual convention. For weeks prior to the concerts, people will say, "Dude, are you going to Dave?" A "No" elicits stares of confusion and protestations along the lines of "But bro...why? It's like, Dave!" I saw two friends from high school in the grocery store yesterday and both asked "So, going to Dave tomorrow?" No, I'm not going to Dave because I don't want to go to Dave. He makes shitty music and attracts even shittier fans.