The rare occasion I get the urge to eat a lunch at work I go into the cafeteria and I see why everybody I work with is so fat. Nothing but greasy foods and snacks. WTF is wrong with these people? I would be so bloated and sleeping if I ate what these people do for lunch. Not to mention broke. Lady just now in the elevator: "A muffin? That's lunch?" Me: "More than I usually eat."