Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Liam O]

I have a feeling I'm going to see you in the next Jason Bourne film when he steals your gay little European scooter during a police chase.

funny mental image, but I couldn't fill the tank on a vespa with what I could sell my car for.

 

[fritzl]



mmmm mayo on a warm chicken sandwich, mayo in a burger... You're missing out !

exactly

 

[Fang66]

Japanese loves the mayo, they have mayo lovers restaurants where lo and behold, everything on the menu has mayonaise on or in it.

 

[Fang66]



The thing in my mouth is an e-cigarette. Its like a cigarette, but it isn't. There is a demand for them locally and I believe in making money, which my boss supports, and doing things to get it, which he generally does not. I told him I wanted to bring them in, he said fine, if I could go two days without smoking any thing other than the e-cigarette (which is technically flavored steam with a very small dose of nicotine suspended in it). It's meant to be two packs of smokes on a single charge. I started using it this morning, its dead, and I refuse to lose this bet. Someone is going to die.

Must ... resist ... Dumb Threads post in General ... Chat ...

 

[Find Finn]



I was just about to make a post about how much I hate arugula, why do people insist on putting it everything, it just ruins everything.

 

[Fang66]

I hate the word 'arugula', also 'cilantro', 'courgette' and 'aubergine'.

 

[MrG]



...
that must be why you dont text me also.
...

Yup. That's why.

mmmm mayo on a warm chicken sandwich, mayo in a burger... You're missing out !

Thinking about it, perhaps I was too harsh on the concept. I do believe I've had a chicken sandwich with mayo and enjoyed it.

That said, I still can't imagine putting it on there voluntarily. There's just something about the consistency of mayo that makes the idea of combining it with warm food stomach churning to me.

 

[in stitches]



I'm not going to subject my camera to that torture...how about pics of me in nothing but a hotel robe instead?

sure, go for it.

Yup. That's why.

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i though i had an available phone upgrade, but turns out not until march 28. grrrrr.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

There are three things nobody can look cool doing.

1. Eating ice cream
2. Eating a burrito
3. Smoking an e-cigarette

 

[patrickBOOTH]

And apparently I am off of Stitches' buddy list?

 

[in stitches]



There are three things nobody can look cool doing.
1. Eating ice cream
2. Eating a burrito
3. Smoking an e-cigarette

holding a purse.

And apparently I am off of Stitches' buddy list?

THE ****?????? you are one of my main bros. i have only for pB.

as proof i will text you sometime today.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



holding a purse.
THE ****?????? you are one of my main bros. i have only for pB.
as proof i will text you sometime today.

I don't know, there was this guy with a really deep voice and was like 7 feet tall in the town I grew up in. He used to wear high heels, a full length fur coat, and a purse. Other than that he looked like a man, quite good looking too. He looked pretty cool.

I no longer occupy signature space. I am the 99%.

 

[Piobaire]



There are three things nobody can look cool doing.

1. Eating ice cream
2. Eating a burrito
3. Smoking an e-cigarette

4) ********** (for men. Hot women of course look exquisite)

 

[patrickBOOTH]



4) ********** (for men. Hot women of course look exquisite)

I'll second that.

 

[Douglas]



4) ********** (for men. Hot women of course look exquisite)

Speak for yourself. I look like a resplendent hunting mountain lion, muscles rippling, coat agleam, crouching and pouncing. Nature's cruel beauty.