Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[patrickBOOTH]



I always love including this line when people ask me **** like that:
"I successfully added 3" to the length of ********"

I'm not that talented.

 

[Liam O]

Running late. Not time to stop anywhere. REALLY HAVE TO ****.

 

[Liam O]

I'm not that talented.

Its easy, whatever the length is, you just add three to it. So if a girl says, how big it it, you smile, pause and say "Five ******* inches, baby."

 

[patrickBOOTH]



Its easy, whatever the length is, you just add three to it. So if a girl says, how big it it, you smile, pause and say "Five ******* inches, baby."

But I thought the preferred increase was 5cm?

 

[in stitches]



When you start your new job, you'll be pissed off.
Honestly, the most irritating parts of my workdays are waking up early, and when I have to clean out my French Press to make more coffee.
I am currently pissed that the pewter coffee cup that I ordered to drink my coffee in at work arrived and it is not real pewter, just pewter color. ******* bastards were not clear on that, but then again, maybe that is why it was so cheap.

there is no way you arent j00ish.

Note to self - do not try to shotgun 2 bottles of wine, then eat a pound of chicken and broccoli. Ugh.

Also, my shoulder is twitching uncontrollably and I can't get it to stop.

any chance the above two posts are connected?

spinach party

wtf, is this ****!

its the random blurb at stitch of the day. i really need to keep record of them for posterity.

chicken breasts and broccoli the night before, leading to (this is from memory here, so don't haet if I'm a bit wrong on the deets)
farts that smell so bad your eyes water
and lots of them
in the subway
a long fart as he passes the cinnabon stand
which made him thirsty for a fanta
and wished that he could stop and watch the carnage
but he couldn't because he had a turtle poking through
so he ran to the restroom,
**** so hard his legs went numb.
...
actually, that sounds pretty good. I know what I'm having for lunch.

i lol'ed hahahahha

 

[in stitches]



Running late. Not time to stop anywhere. REALLY HAVE TO ****.

plenty of time to post though

i hope you dont poop your pants bro.

 

[Dakota rube]



chicken breasts and broccoli the night before, leading to (this is from memory here, so don't haet if I'm a bit wrong on the deets)
farts that smell so bad your eyes water
and lots of them
in the subway
a long fart as he passes the cinnabon stand
which made him thirsty for a fanta
and wished that he could stop and watch the carnage
but he couldn't because he had a turtle poking through
so he ran to the restroom,
**** so hard his legs went numb.
...
actually, that sounds pretty good. I know what I'm having for lunch.

I miss vanity.
The belief that he still lurks among us gives me a warm feeling.

 

[Liam O]

Stuck on bus....

 

[otc]



Slept with the new girl at the office last night. It was good and all that but she is really annoying and may get clingy.

wtf man!

I speak from experience...wtf man!

Now, where's that cute girl in my office...I'd like to be a hypocrite again

 

[Fang66]



Eat moar fried chicken
TWSS
What the hell are you studying?
The cute coworker of mine has Friday off.

Take a picture, you can jack off in the dunny to it when she is off.

 

[edinatlanta]



Take a picture, you can jack off in the dunny to it when she is off.

You are officially the creepiest person on SF. By far.

 

[Fang66]



Note to self - do not try to shotgun 2 bottles of wine, then eat a pound of chicken and broccoli. Ugh.

Sounds like a normal day to me. Wife makes me eat vegetables.

 

[Fang66]



Also, my shoulder is twitching uncontrollably and I can't get it to stop.

Grab cock, it will feel like someone else is jacking you off.

 

[Fang66]



Slept with the new girl at the office last night. It was good and all that but she is really annoying and may get clingy.

Give her a Dutch oven, if she still wants to hang she is a keeper.

 

[in stitches]



Grab cock, it will feel like someone else is jacking you off.

you need to have your head examined fang.