Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I'm not that talented.
     


  2. Liam O

    Liam O Senior member

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    Running late. Not time to stop anywhere. REALLY HAVE TO SHIT.
     


  3. Liam O

    Liam O Senior member

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    Its easy, whatever the length is, you just add three to it. So if a girl says, how big it it, you smile, pause and say "Five fucking inches, baby."
     


  4. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    But I thought the preferred increase was 5cm? :confused:
     


  5. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    there is no way you arent j00ish.



    any chance the above two posts are connected?


    :slayer:


    its the random blurb at stitch of the day. i really need to keep record of them for posterity.


    i lol'ed hahahahha
     


  6. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    plenty of time to post though :)

    i hope you dont poop your pants bro.
     


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    Dakota rube Senior member

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    I miss vanity.
    The belief that he still lurks among us gives me a warm feeling.
     


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    Liam O Senior member

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    Stuck on bus....
     


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    otc Senior member

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    wtf man!

    I speak from experience...wtf man!

    Now, where's that cute girl in my office...I'd like to be a hypocrite again
     


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    Take a picture, you can jack off in the dunny to it when she is off.
     


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    You are officially the creepiest person on SF. By far.
     


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    Sounds like a normal day to me. Wife makes me eat vegetables.
     


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    Fang66 Senior member

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    Grab cock, it will feel like someone else is jacking you off.
     


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    Give her a Dutch oven, if she still wants to hang she is a keeper.
     


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    you need to have your head examined fang.
     


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