Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.
I'm not that talented.
Running late. Not time to stop anywhere. REALLY HAVE TO SHIT.
Its easy, whatever the length is, you just add three to it. So if a girl says, how big it it, you smile, pause and say "Five fucking inches, baby."
But I thought the preferred increase was 5cm?
there is no way you arent j00ish.
any chance the above two posts are connected?
its the random blurb at stitch of the day. i really need to keep record of them for posterity.
i lol'ed hahahahha
plenty of time to post though
i hope you dont poop your pants bro.
I miss vanity.
The belief that he still lurks among us gives me a warm feeling.
Stuck on bus....
I speak from experience...wtf man!
Now, where's that cute girl in my office...I'd like to be a hypocrite again
Take a picture, you can jack off in the dunny to it when she is off.
You are officially the creepiest person on SF. By far.
Sounds like a normal day to me. Wife makes me eat vegetables.
Grab cock, it will feel like someone else is jacking you off.
Give her a Dutch oven, if she still wants to hang she is a keeper.
you need to have your head examined fang.
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