Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    ya'll need to domesticate your ladies. 4 reel.
     
  2. Connemara

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    Been dealing with this for years. A lot of it is just flushing from stress, anxiety, embarrassment, but I get random hot flashes where I'm left with splotchy redness on my neck and sometimes face.
     
  3. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Do you two share the towels? You should have specific towels allocated to each person. That's the way I've always done it at least. Or maybe you do that, but she violates the agreement?
     
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    While we are on the topic of toilet paper.... is it normal for females to use like half a roll of TP a day as my new flatmate has caused a huge increase in consumption since she moved in and always leaves empty roles hanging... which is really going on my nerves.
     
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    I'm just a fat guinea.
     
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    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    The wise sage Thomas once opined that the missus' use of toilet paper was akin to a boxer's use of tape on their hands. Must wrap securely!
     
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    Is she one of those pansies that "builds the fort" for fear of their *gasp* butt cheeks touching a toilet seat?
     
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    Have you got a cat or a dog???

    Just piss on the pile of towels and tell her the cat/dog did it...

    Tell her it is not the poor animal's fault because the towels were on the floor..
     
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    My wife likes to leave damp towels on the bed. Like, wtf. There's a nice rack in the bathroom like ten feet away, don't leave that shit on the bed and get it all wet.

    Women are savages too, they just don't like to admit it.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I think it is because even after they pee they use some to wipe their vaginas, where men generally only use it for number 2. :detective:


    I never understood this phrase until right now.
     
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  12. in stitches

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    its not their fault, they have SO much going on.... :sarcasm:
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Is it just me, or do they have this overwhelming, irrational need to be perfectly comfortable at all times?
     
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    I was in the mood for some mac and cheese (you know the cheap Kraft kind with powdered "cheese" and half a stick of butter).

    I boiled it then mixed everything... then forked a mouthful in... and realized that the butter I used was rancid :fu:

    fuck you trader joes for selling me rancid butter.
     
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    I don't know :/ but since she does not seem to care about cleaning the flat in general I assume she is used to filth and would therefore also sit on dirty toilet seats.



    I figured this much, but even then I thought half a roll, and I am not exaggerating, seems to be a lot. I dont understand these girls :/ and I am not about to go and buy a jumbo pack of toilet paper each week. [​IMG]
     

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