Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. indesertum

    indesertum Senior member

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    i don't really understand strippers a few days before you're going to get married. one of the last things you're to do before you get married is an act of infidelity? says a lot about the future marriage and divorce rates in america
     


  2. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Senior member

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    who cares if youre not fucking her
     


  3. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    you don't really HAVE to fuck them, y'know.
     


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    That's because you are a prissy little homo.
     
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    He thought it was the compulsary part of the stripper experience..
     


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    Got a phone call from Columbia pictures warning that if I stole another movie, I'd get 5 days in jail. Apparently someone illegally dl'ed Moneyball. My dickless brother downloaded it whilst visiting home on leave. Hmm something to do with SOPA? Either way I'm pissed.
     


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    I just don't get the allure of a stripper. Hey, you want a coked-up broad to shove her fake boobs infront of you? Awesome! You can't touch either. Well, wtf is the point?

    Also, this fucking house is pissing me the fuck off. I spoke with Dakota Rube (don't believe his name, he's really smart) and immediately get off the phone and call the auctioneer. The local agent says it went under contract "just a few minutes before". WTF? The auction is 2/2! Also this happened before... like what's up? Ugh. I thought I learned my lesson where if something causes this much work and bullshit from the start it isn't worth it. But man, I'm not giving up.

    The other thing that's more kind of funny/sad/not really pissing me off but I'll post it here. My really bad roommate gave himself a haircut. Now, he is a wannabe hipster/euro-intellectual-douche so that's kind of the image you need to start with. It would be a charitable description to say he now looks like an androgynous penis.
     


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    Things that are pissing me off is when people start a thread called "things that are pissing you off". [​IMG]

    Kidding.
     


  9. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Right now I am pissed that this woman came back to work today from having this stomach virus. If I get it I might kill her. I hate throwing up, I cry when I do. Horrible feeling.
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    GTFO
     


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    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    "Uncle," huh? Usually people just say "I have a friend who..." but if Uncle is what you want to use...
     


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    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    My general motherfucking contractor.
     


  13. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    Bolded part is brilliant.


    ugh. I thought you guys were close to done on the house.
     


  14. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    T-bone, sorry to hear about the bad week with your son. You have my respect for dealing with that whole scene. If my homelife were not the blissful and calming oasis that it is I think I would go crazy. Probably how I handle the stress of my job so well is having structured a homelife that is very zen. How you do it is beyond me. Props.

    Snitchy, tough, tough situation. Stick to your guns.

    Douglas: thank you so much. Between your tales and the imploding RE market in 08, I so, so, so plan to buy a house out of foreclosure and never build.
     
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    Thanks, Piob, but I have to tell ya - and this is as much as I can say right now - I really, really, really lost my shit the other night. Towering fury doesn't begin to describe it. And I'm disappointed in myself for going off the rails like I did.
     


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