Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    c'mon rambo, snap the fuck out of it. life's a great gig- believe me.

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    my 4 year old godson was peeing a couple of weeks ago and the toilet seat fell down on his tiny pecker. howls of pain and a bruised and bleeding penor for him... and no one kissed the booboo.
     
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  2. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    ^^ yikes, poor kid. :( ^^
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    the stupid heater on my desk is not working right and it seems to be blowing cold air at me. wtf.
     
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  3. Biggskip

    Biggskip Senior member

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    Rambo, it's is seriously freaking me out as to how much you sound like me about seven years ago. All the self loathing, all the prognostications of eternal gloom. It's quite unbelievable how much you sound like I did. Which is why I am going to lay out for you my four step plan for a life turnaround. Step 1, get counseling. Step 2, get a dog. Step 3, take dog to dog park filled with hot chicks who love their dogs. Step 4, date and marry hot chick, subject yourself to a lifetime of making sure the hot chick and your two dogs are always happy. Step 4 sounds like it sucks, but it won't. It isn't "happily ever after", but nothing is, and it'd probably be better than what you have going on at the moment.

    Thomas, I hate to burst your bubble, but you're easily the most grown up person I've encountered on this board. You're always training for a marathon, fixing up cars, adopting children, or advancing your career through an endless slate of evening accounting classes. That, sir, is what grownups do.
     
  4. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    +1

    And he manages to do all this while writing in that garish font of his.
     
  5. Douglas

    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    Is this the common conception around here? How can it be possible? He posts so much someone would constantly have to be logging in and out. Furthermore, aren't socks supposed to be entertaining?

    Not goign to spend much time on this, but it just occurred to me now that I could put him on ignore and literally not miss a thing. Most ppl heretofore have ended up on my block list because they were jerks or somehow got under my skin, but this is simply eliminating white noise.
     
  6. Douglas

    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    Rambo,

    Your posts, while usually depressing, seem to have taken a recent turn for the worse. You need to snap out of it. Really, you're a good-looking dude with no reason to feel the way you do. Maybe some bad shit has happened, and that's fine, but learn from it and move on, don't dwell on it and let it hold you back. You control your own life from here. There are people on here, good people, who have good advice for you. Get some counseling. The depresso persona you've taken on, while it can be a helpful defense mechanism, is also repelling good people in real life. If you heed no other advice from anyone, anywhere, you need to get some good counseling and remember that YOU ARE IN CONTROL.

    Good luck, man.
     
  7. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

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    +1 Good post.
     
  8. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    agree to all words in above post.

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    the people at our warehouse are the biggest bunch of fucking morons on the planet. seriously, from top to bottom they are entirely incompetent. the amount of shit they fuck up, which in turns makes my life that much more difficult, is unfathomable. its like they create new ways to fuck to up just to ruin everybody elses day.
     
  9. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    truth. heed these messages rambo my good friend. we have only your best intentions at heart.
     
  10. otc

    otc Senior member

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    It is possible he is a sock without an otherwise present puppeteer. Like when someone here claims they made an account on purseforum just to troll...
    Or some weird attempt at a live performance art fictional persona...
    Or the master has been banned or gone inactive once their question on "just graduated college, what shoes do I need for this interview?" got asked

    That or you are going to have to be REALLY careful about getting surgery done in canada in the near future because you might end up with the worlds worst resident.
     
  11. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    /thread. we're pulling for you Rambo .
     
  12. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Yep, it's official. My coat was stolen.
     
  13. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Absolutely.
     
  14. MrG

    MrG Senior member

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    +1 to the Rambo love.

    Listen to the advice here, dude, for it is solid.
     
  15. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    What's the problem with Rambo?
     

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