Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[patrickBOOTH]

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



relevant

I laughed pretty hard when this opened.

 

[oneeightyseven]

relevant

I laughed pretty hard when this opened.

lol now read the second link on there. the response comments killed me.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



lol now read the second link on there. the response comments killed me.

I am looking at some coffee dripping down the side of my cup at the moment and I feel uncomfortable...

 

[Neo_Version 7]

My clients would be strictly female, smart ass.

 

[itsstillmatt]



relevant
and relevant

thanks, tender.

 

[Harold falcon]



If one were to get a hooker pregnant, are you responsible for the child?

Yes.

I wonder if hookers can get pregnancy insurance?

Yes. It's called maternity insurance and it's not restricted to hookers. http://www.maternityhealthplan.com/

If you can afford a super high-end hooker it seems like you would be rich enough to bag any broad at the bar, no?

At that level you're paying for more than you'll ever get from just some broad at the bar. This would be an amazingly attractive woman whose sole purpose is to make you feel good. The broad at the bar is going to have to be drunk to ********, and more often than not she'll be a dead fish in bed. Plus she'll be loud, annoying, and you'll have to put up with an hour's worth of drunken small talk at the bar about her feelings on why her more attractive friends are dumb bitches. The high end hooker will not engage in such idiotic banter, and will endeavour to service your needs only, and to know what those needs are without asking. She'd be well trained in all manner of stimulation and sexual congress and would make sure you are satisfied in every way. She'd do it all with a smile. And at the end of the night she leaves, not forcing you to engage in mindless drivel like going shopping together or forcing you to watch Glee with her. She wouldn't accuse you of **** or accidentally get pregnant, and she'd never ask you to meet her parents.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



At that level you're paying for more than you'll ever get from just some broad at the bar. This would be an amazingly attractive woman whose sole purpose is to make you feel good. The broad at the bar is going to have to be drunk to ********, and more often than not she'll be a dead fish in bed. Plus she'll be loud, annoying, and you'll have to put up with an hour's worth of drunken small talk at the bar about her feelings on why her more attractive friends are dumb bitches. The high end hooker will not engage in such idiotic banter, and will endeavour to service your needs only, and to know what those needs are without asking. She'd be well trained in all manner of stimulation and sexual congress and would make sure you are satisfied in every way. She'd do it all with a smile. And at the end of the night she leaves, not forcing you to engage in mindless drivel like going shopping together or forcing you to watch Glee with her. She wouldn't accuse you of **** or accidentally get pregnant, and she'd never ask you to meet her parents.

And here I am dropping thousands on suits...

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Assuming I had no immediate matters to attend to, I would gladly meet a prostitute's parents.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Don Draper had a prostitue mother. Just sayin.

 

[whiteslashasian]



Assuming I had no immediate matters to attend to, I would gladly meet a prostitute's parents.

Seems likely that the prostitute wouldn't...

 

[Harold falcon]



Assuming I had no immediate matters to attend to, I would gladly meet a prostitute's parents.

They usually don't have parents, or aren't on good terms. That's often part of why they're prostitutes in the first place.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Her friends then. She's bound to have at least one sassy black friend.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



They usually don't have parents, or aren't on good terms. That's often part of why they're prostitutes in the first place.

I always thought it was one of those professions that are handed down. You know like morticians and doormen.

 

[otc]



Seems likely that the prostitute wouldn't...

how much do you have to pay for that service?

some next level **** right there