Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid.
I laughed pretty hard when this opened.
lol now read the second link on there. the response comments killed me.
I am looking at some coffee dripping down the side of my cup at the moment and I feel uncomfortable...
My clients would be strictly female, smart ass.
Yes. It's called maternity insurance and it's not restricted to hookers. http://www.maternityhealthplan.com/
At that level you're paying for more than you'll ever get from just some broad at the bar. This would be an amazingly attractive woman whose sole purpose is to make you feel good. The broad at the bar is going to have to be drunk to have sex, and more often than not she'll be a dead fish in bed. Plus she'll be loud, annoying, and you'll have to put up with an hour's worth of drunken small talk at the bar about her feelings on why her more attractive friends are dumb bitches. The high end hooker will not engage in such idiotic banter, and will endeavour to service your needs only, and to know what those needs are without asking. She'd be well trained in all manner of stimulation and sexual congress and would make sure you are satisfied in every way. She'd do it all with a smile. And at the end of the night she leaves, not forcing you to engage in mindless drivel like going shopping together or forcing you to watch Glee with her. She wouldn't accuse you of rape or accidentally get pregnant, and she'd never ask you to meet her parents.
And here I am dropping thousands on suits...
Assuming I had no immediate matters to attend to, I would gladly meet a prostitute's parents.
Don Draper had a prostitue mother. Just sayin.
Seems likely that the prostitute wouldn't...
They usually don't have parents, or aren't on good terms. That's often part of why they're prostitutes in the first place.
Her friends then. She's bound to have at least one sassy black friend.
I always thought it was one of those professions that are handed down. You know like morticians and doormen.
how much do you have to pay for that service?
some next level shit right there
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