Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    I like my girls shaped like 11 year old Chinese boys. Except with huge tits.[/quote]

    OK,You like Thai Lady Boys...
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    OK,You like Thai Lady Boys...[/quote]

    I am not into Asians. But I did ask my girlfriend who this really attractive co-worker of her was. Apparently it was a tranny. In my defense, she was very far away from me. :embar:
     
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    I am not into Asians. But I did ask my girlfriend who this really attractive co-worker of her was. Apparently it was a tranny. In my defense, she was very far away from me. :embar:[/quote]

    Check the feet and hands....

    Always check...
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Check the feet and hands....
    Always check...[/quote]

    I have noticed that you can really tell somebody's true age by the hands.
     
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    Yes - basically I wait for it to deteoriate further and then get surgery because there's no guarantee everything will be good after the operation so why jeopardize a (relatively) good eye. I did say I needed glasses for near sightedness so I'm not a sterling example of great ocular health. It is apparently part of natural aging but I reckon I'm on the younger side of things. Perhaps something I need to disclose to a future spouse should that ever happen.

    At least it's not with both eyes. I'm not a pilot so it's not likely going to affect my livelihood. And she said I can continue doing my 75 flights per year because air pressure changes won't make it worse.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Yeah, my 85 year old grandmother has this.

    Also, this guy that I work with has some super rare form of glaucoma, where he needs to have some microscopic laser burn holes into his eyes on a regular basis to let out the eye pressure. It sounds horrible. No he is not allowed to smoke weed. Don't know if he asked.
     
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    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    also the penis, that is always a dead giveaway.
     
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    lasbar Senior member

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    IS ...

    Beware of the post -op one...

    It used to be the Adam apple but they have them modified now..

    Be on the tranny alert mate...
     
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    that's one surprise package I could do without.
     
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    i just crushed my thumb between the doorway and a large box. fml.
     
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    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    It's pissing me off this thread is so busy.

    CT --> the less productive lawyers are the better.

    Dood with eye problem --> sucks. Hope the retina hangs in there. I was diagnosed with glaucoma last year and it sucks. Still waiting for my medical pot.

    Not eating all day --> I do that sometimes. Then at 6p I have a drink and wonder why it's hitting me

    We need more posts in the happy thread.
     
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    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    While I was away my wife had to make the call on stain color for the floors in the new place.

    I fear she may have made a grave error.

    It ate at me so much last night I literally could not sleep. Being a bit jetlagged couldn't have helped, but the color she described kept turning over and over in my head.

    Shit.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Girl in the office gave me a Christmas card and it was covered in glitter. I am never getting this shit off of me. :fu:
     
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    Never trust a woman to do a house decoration decision...


    Never ever delegate especially if they have have been advised by their gay decorator friend...
     
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    i do try to balance it out and post in each one whenever i can, however i see i do post more in the pissed off thread.


    sorry, but i had to laugh at the image of you sitting at your desk opening the card, and glitter pouring out all over your nice clothes and shoes.
     

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