Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[in stitches]

lots of catch up in this thread, i guess i havent been pissed off as much as usual. and for some reason that pisses me off.

^^

+1

What? You think it is easy faking all these orgasms?

Aside from a brief respite a couple of weekends ago, I've pretty much been sick nonstop for a couple of weeks. First it was a cold, then it was some weird high fever/body aches/congestion illness, then it was a coldlike thing I thought might be (becoming) a sinus infection. Turns out I was right, I do have a sinus infection. Now it's antibiotics for 10 days. Still, I suppose I should be grateful that it looks like I'm finally on the road to feeling better.

feel better MrG

Cashola, man. A lot of cashola. I don't know, we will see how I feel. A suit for sure, maybe some shirts and discussions about an overcoat.

yeah, custom costs moolah. i hope whatever you get comes out great.

Sorry, bro, complaining about getting it too often is never going to evoke sympathy from me.

+1, im not starved for it, but if you are getting proffered all day im not feelin too bad for ya buddy

I am getting my hair cut today and I have a pimple on my scalp. He's definitely going to break that **** open with his comb. I'm a ******* mess.

lol, popping a big scalp/back of the neck zit is awesome.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



lol, popping a big scalp/back of the neck zit is awesome.

Simple pleasures of life.

 

[indesertum]

i didnt know guys could fake orgasms. how do you fake ejaculation

 

[patrickBOOTH]



i didnt know guys could fake orgasms. how do you fake ejaculation

Learn to voluntarily do it. It is a lot of work, but makes for good conversation starters at parties.

 

[sonick]



Learn to voluntarily do it. It is a lot of work, but makes for good demonstrations at parties.

ftfy.

 

[indesertum]

wait so you can just ejaculate on command?

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Come on man, I barely know you.

 

[indesertum]

i'm sorry but this is kind of blowing my mind

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Apparently Richard Gere can.

 

[Rambo]



i'm sorry but this is kind of blowing my mind

Its possible in practice but almost impossible in reality. Remember, orgasm and ejaculation are two completely separate mechanisms.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



Its possible in practice but almost impossible in reality. Remember, orgasm and ejaculation are two completely separate mechanisms.

 

[Connemara]



Well, I am not getting to too often. It is just that the opportunity is too frequent. I hate breaking her little heart, I really do, but I get to work at like 7:30 man. That's tough work as it is.

I usually roll in between 9-9:30.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I've already taken two poops by then.

 

[Connemara]



I've already taken two poops by then.

Such sweet relief. I love to pewp.

 

[in stitches]



ftfy.

what exactly is on that emoticons upper lip?

i'm sorry but this is kind of blowing my mind

you can have a nocturnal emission, so with the proper mental exercise you could accomplish the same thing while awake, but it would require a zen like skill.