Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    lots of catch up in this thread, i guess i havent been pissed off as much as usual. and for some reason that pisses me off.


    +1


    :lol:


    feel better MrG


    yeah, custom costs moolah. i hope whatever you get comes out great.


    +1, im not starved for it, but if you are getting proffered all day im not feelin too bad for ya buddy


    lol, popping a big scalp/back of the neck zit is awesome.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Simple pleasures of life.
     
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    i didnt know guys could fake orgasms. how do you fake ejaculation
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Learn to voluntarily do it. It is a lot of work, but makes for good conversation starters at parties.
     
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    sonick Senior member

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    ftfy. :cry:
     
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    wait so you can just ejaculate on command?
     
  7. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Come on man, I barely know you.
     
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    indesertum Senior member

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    :hide: i'm sorry but this is kind of blowing my mind
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Apparently Richard Gere can.
     
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    Rambo Senior member

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    Its possible in practice but almost impossible in reality. Remember, orgasm and ejaculation are two completely separate mechanisms.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    :teach:
     
  12. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    I usually roll in between 9-9:30. :bigstar:
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I've already taken two poops by then.
     
  14. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    Such sweet relief. I love to pewp.
     
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    what exactly is on that emoticons upper lip?


    you can have a nocturnal emission, so with the proper mental exercise you could accomplish the same thing while awake, but it would require a zen like skill.
     

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