House guest is annoying the shit out of me. She's my roommates sister but we're also friends from back home. For some reason she thinks it's appropriate to get drunk and shamelessly hit on me. I have no interest in going there so she tells a bunch of my friends that I'm asexual and a prude and blah blah blah. I find it hilarious that she hasn't stopped to consider that the problem isn't me, it's just her. Dear friend, please go fuck yourself because I won't.