Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    The last time I was pulled over was a few months ago. I was doing 60 in a 45. There is this curve and as you come around it there's a light and this light is very long. It was green so I nailed it. The cop asked me if I knew how fast I was going and I said I didn't, I just saw the green and wanted to make it because that light is so long. I said my vehicle is just very smooth with the power delivery and I had no idea. I said you can be rest assured I do not make a habit of speeding (I speed constantly). He said he believed that and just to slow it down. :)
     


  2. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    I have no idea what those acronyms stand for.
     


  3. munchausen

    munchausen Senior member

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    lol. Yeah, riding dirty is riding around with drugs in the car, but I think you might have just added an additional definition.
     


  4. DerekS

    DerekS Guyliner

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    aaahhhhh. thanks for the answer haha. Push it a bit further...anyone fly dirty? A couple years ago, i was flying back to nashville from tampa, my flight was at 6am, we left the bar and went straight to the airport.. got on myflight, got home, and a couple days later, was doing laundry, and found a gram in my pants pocket that i wore on the plane. fucking scary.
     


  5. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    michael vick tried and failed.
     


  6. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    I was driving through a blizzard one night, to a town about an hour away to deliver 250,000 hits of speed. I really should not have been out, but I needed to get the crosstops out of my house and the money in my pocket, so away I went.

    I slid off the highway into a snow-filled ditch and sat there wondering how the fuck I was going to get out when a cop car pulled up. All I could think of was a 10-year stint at the state pen.

    The cop got out of his car and helped me dig and push my car out of the ditch and back onto the road. He suggested I should head for home.
     


  7. Teger

    Teger Senior member

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    waiting to hear results back on my dogs biopsy.. doesn't look good :(
     


  8. munchausen

    munchausen Senior member

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    250,000 hits, jesus christ. 10 years would be lenient.
     


  9. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    ^You don't think they'd believe it was for personal consumption? :D
     


  10. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    I suppose it depends on how many you would have managed to stuff up your ass before the search started.
     


  11. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    sorry teger, thats too bad.


    thats a great way to end up in a permanent trip.
     
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  12. Joffrey

    Joffrey Senior member

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    The politically correct term now is yo-boy or bro dude, thank you.
     
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  13. munchausen

    munchausen Senior member

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    If you consider death a permanent trip.
     


  14. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    thats the term my black friends use most of the time.


    one of my best friends has a HS buddy that got into a similar situation and stuck a sheet under his shirt. absorbed into his abdomen and he is in a coma. basically dead if not for the machines he is hooked up to. :(
     


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    At the Social Security office. Holy hell this is depressing. Its like the inverse of A Small World
     


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