Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.
Experienced one of life's great joy's tonight - having to reach my hand into a toilet full of shit.
no matter what happens, you've gotta squeeze the most out of life.
Amen brother. Now excuse me while I go scrub my hands with acid again.
Called a store up to see if they had an item I wanted, gave the sales girl the item number and she asks for an approximate description of the item, she comes back to say they have it and I ask her to put it aside for me. I travel 45 minutes to the store ask for the item and find out she put the wrong item aside and they don't even have the item I want in stock.
Total incompetence. They should order the correct item and make that girl pay for it for you.
Girlfriend and her mother are giving me major shit about going out to Seattle this year for Thanksgiving. Her mother is treating this like if I don't go out there armageddon will fall upon us. Problem is my mother is giving me equal armageddon about not going home for thanksgiving this year. I really think I should tell all parties to kiss my ass and go to a strip club in here in New York.
I can't put ... a stupid little white ball in the hole. Or spell
Never the wrong answer.
thats the best!!!! monster shits FTW
stupid cops on the highway slowing traffic by at least 10mph
Important query - whose shit was it?
barely 24 hours in korea and i already smell like kimchi.
Is it a local hooker's name???
So next time don't swallow the shiny diamond ring.
Lose a crown?
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