Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. impolyt_one

    impolyt_one Senior member

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    This pretty much applies to all Asian people who are not Japanese, I've found. Koreans are the worst at this, there is absolutely no concept of which side to walk on over there, but they really need it with the number of walkers.
    If Korea ever hosts anything big/international again, bigger than the winter olympics in BFE, then they will probably move forward a tiny bit and run relentless 'cultural lifestyle education' videos, banners, and flyers everywhere, and some of it might soak in. They did this before the 2002 World Cup with regards to Koreans and their kimchi breath, and so brushing your teeth after meals became common around that time I think. (that also took off because it was a good excuse for company workers to take 1 hr lunch breaks, and then go brush their teeth in the bathroom for 30-45 minutes after lunch, thus not getting back to their chairs until 2) A few years ago they ran a 'wash your hands after you shit' campaign and I did notice that there was a little more hand soap available in restrooms. They had the G20 last year? A couple years ago? and they ran a shitload of ads for that too, the theme was 'Koreans, be friendly to whitey' - clips of a white guy marrying a Korean girl in traditional Korean style, a lost foreigner on the street asking a very friendly Korean girl for directions and her obliging, etc.
     


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    I don't know a lot about Korea ...

    Is it easy to settle there ?
     


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  4. impolyt_one

    impolyt_one Senior member

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    Well, speaking for myself, no... but then again I try to maintain civilized traits such as knowing when I should brush my teeth without having the government tell me when, walking on the proper side of the sidewalk or moving walkway, and washing my hands after taking a shit. :eek:

    Seriously, it's a bit hard to have to hear Korean people telling you how they invented this or that (always something that is clearly not the case) or how they are such a genetic superpower and small-timer socioeconomic class this and that yadda yadda, when they have banners on the buses and PSAs at the movies demonstrating how to wash your hands after you take a dump, in the 21st century. Seriously?
     
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  6. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    I'm so tired. I need food.
     


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    burn off some of your fat you slob. you need to diet anyway.
     


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    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Don't you have a press release to screw up, fatso?
     


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    lol I receive press releases and thus can't screw them up. So in addition to being fat you are also dumb. Heaven help your patients.
     


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    Oh, I'm sure you always find a way to mess things up since you're so fucking stupid and fat. And fyi, I can't talk about my patients because there's a little thing called "physician-patient privilege". Maybe you've heard of it but knowing your comprehension skills, you most likely have not.
     


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    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    I will take Koreans a thousand times over the mainland Chinese. That is all.
     


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    They don't wash their hands after they shit on them? :confused:
     


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