Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. otc

    otc Senior member

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    I'm not...and I'm not old enough that it would be creepy....let me know if she ever needs a "tour guide" on a trip to the states. That, or just send me a link to her facebook profile.
     


  2. oneeightyseven

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    and you're worried about being too old as being creepy.......:sarcasm:
     


  3. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    BA-BOOM
     


  4. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    I was eating dinner tonight when a 3-5 year old kid comes over to our table and starts making noise and putting his small clams down next to us. I look at him and look over at his family who are ignoring him and go over my options. I decide to try to cover my hatred of rude white kids and pretend to not be an ogre until his mom came by 3 long minutes later to pick him up. After she scooped him up he started yelling "NOOOOO! MY CLAAAAMS! MOM MY CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS!" Sorry jerkface, your clams forsakening you will not be the last pain you bitterness you taste in your life, no, not by a long shot.
     


  5. Fang66

    Fang66 Senior member

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    Hey Eason, I'm all for racism and all but how are rude white kids any worse than other fuckn brats.

    Did you at least give the mother a dirty look and most importantly, Would You hit It?
     


  6. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    Rude white kids have a 38% chance into growing into this: warning: what has been seen cannot be unseen
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    really though, I hate all kids unless they're silent and cowering or silent and jubilant at your presence, or silent and getting uncle eason another goddamn beer while he watches his stories. if he was chinese I would have definitely said "hatred of chinese kids" so fear not.

    I was with a lady-friend (actually the ex of a forum member here) so I had to put on a good show of not being a psychopath
     
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  7. mr.orange

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  8. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Random vag bleeds. :fu:
     


  9. oneeightyseven

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    monthly =/= random.
     


  10. mr.orange

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  11. NorCal

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    That is awesome. Sucks for you but my word this women sounds like she has made more than a few nights. I kinda appreciate the fact that she is breaking the mold, a next level beauty willing to spread her sweet honey all over town. How'd your friend take it and has he made it back for seconds? Sounds like a little coke and he's in.\

    Fuck, I love my wife but I kinda miss being 19.
     


  12. fuji

    fuji Senior member

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    No she has a policy of only sleeping with people once so they don't get attached unless they're really good and him being a virgin I doubt he was good.
     


  13. Big Pun

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    Children are to be neither seen nor heard. Also, from the front angle that woman bears a striking resemblance to a thumb.
     


  14. imageWIS

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    Fucking hiccups.
     


  15. NorCal

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    Still that's like a dream come true. Passing out a fat virgin and waking up balls deep in a ten.
     


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