Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. oneeightyseven

    oneeightyseven Almost Special

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    especially her "british" accent............
     


  2. CouttsClient

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    There is no other way. I have my very own :slayer:
     


  3. Rambo

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    I'M IN MIAMI, BITCH


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    fuji Senior member

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    Girl friends best friend is so fucking annoying. They're both in Brighton for the week and whenever they go out together her friend always goes home with some man and leaves her. Girls a massive slut, she's 18 and she's probably slept with 50 or 60 men. Its also annoying because she hates me so she always tries to get the gf to go home with the person shes going home withs room mate or some shit like that. I think its because she has aspergers or autism or something like that so she thinks like a man and basically just has sex with as many men as she can because she likes it and has no emotional attachment. She's also discovered coke and mandy recently so she's even worse. It's really weird because she's like a 10 and she's going to uni for neuro science. Guess she's just weird.
     


  5. oneeightyseven

    oneeightyseven Almost Special

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    a 10 who loves to fuck and has no emotional attachment? where exactly in Brighton is she?



    I promise I won't bring a friend for her to tempt your gf with :fistbump:
     


  6. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    mah nishtana haliylah hazeh mekol halaylos?

    also :(
     
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  7. fuji

    fuji Senior member

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    Well they're staying Hove, which is right next to Brighton. Should I also add she works out excessively and competes at a fairly high level at TKD and started Krav manga she's weird as fuck? I am not exaggerating when I say a 10, she's Scandinavian and German and with perfect skin, beautiful blonde hair and massive blue eyes, but I have to deal with 3am calls from my gf crying trying to make her way home after she went off and fucked some random man she met. I also had to deal with getting called at 3am last night with her asking me to explain some A level math to her and then she went on for about half an hour about how she was feeling with her first time coke experience. I did talk her into to taking my drunk vomiting 240lb friends virginity whilst he was passed out and kind of being sick though so she's not all that bad.
     
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    Rambo Senior member

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    This whole post...

    What
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  9. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I have a meeting in 4 minutes with a bunch of dopes and a Director. I hope I am not going to be viewed as one of them. I think the Director knows me well enough, however...
     
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    yeah.... fuji has really painted... an interesting picture... of himself in this thread.
     


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    Have you got her telephone's number?

    I only live 100 miles from Brighton..
     


  12. Neo_Version 7

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    Aren't you married?
     


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    That ain't no thang.
     


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    I'm pissed at how a group of women enforce a sort of "emotional socialism"; where they must all be either happy or suffering simultaneously. as long as you separate the women into individuals then you can avoid the emotional hostage situation(s) and even turn them into cool/great/team-playing workmates, but the second you group them shit really starts to be stirred.

    There are two very easy ways to deal with a group of women doing the emotional socialism/terrorism thing: first one is just to pick the weird ugly one and befriend her and actually start lightly flirting with only her (like only maintain eye contact with the weird ugly one during meetings). Its like throwing a curveball to Serrano and discombobulates the group. The other one (only really works if you're married) is to start to tell wife stories to the group that sound revealing but are totally frivolous: "the wife and I actually went to the beach last saturday, and I forgot to bring towels... she was so mad at me!".
     
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    was supposed to have a meeting, but it looks like I was blown off.
     


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