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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    TWSS
     
  2. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    When you start your new job, you'll be pissed off.

    Honestly, the most irritating parts of my workdays are waking up early, and when I have to clean out my French Press to make more coffee.

    I am currently pissed that the pewter coffee cup that I ordered to drink my coffee in at work arrived and it is not real pewter, just pewter color. Fucking bastards were not clear on that, but then again, maybe that is why it was so cheap.
     
  3. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    Note to self - do not try to shotgun 2 bottles of wine, then eat a pound of chicken and broccoli. Ugh.
     
  4. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    Also, my shoulder is twitching uncontrollably and I can't get it to stop.
     
  5. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    spinach party
     
  6. gort

    gort Senior member

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    Why on earth would you ever do this?
     
  7. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Slept with the new girl at the office last night. It was good and all that but she is really annoying and may get clingy.
     
  8. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    WHEN IN THE HELL WILL YOU EVER LEARN TO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU SLEEP!

    ffs, man.
     
  9. Biggskip

    Biggskip Senior member

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    wtf, is this shit!
     
  10. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    He was inspired after hearing about JFK and that 19-year-old intern.
     
  11. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    Don't you remember the Vanity diet? :eek:
     
  12. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    Fanta and subway rides?
     
  13. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    chicken breasts and broccoli the night before, leading to (this is from memory here, so don't haet if I'm a bit wrong on the deets)

    farts that smell so bad your eyes water
    and lots of them
    in the subway

    a long fart as he passes the cinnabon stand
    which made him thirsty for a fanta
    and wished that he could stop and watch the carnage

    but he couldn't because he had a turtle poking through

    so he ran to the restroom,
    shit so hard his legs went numb.

    ...

    actually, that sounds pretty good. I know what I'm having for lunch.
     
  14. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    My boss sends us an email telling us to write down our accomplishments and goals such over the last year because review time is coming up. I never know what to write for the accomplishments part. Uh, did my job? I got promoted intra-year, can I write that? :confused:
     
  15. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    I always love including this line when people ask me shit like that:

    "I successfully added 3" to the length of my penis"
     
  16. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I'm not that talented.
     
  17. Liam O

    Liam O Senior member

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    Running late. Not time to stop anywhere. REALLY HAVE TO SHIT.
     
  18. Liam O

    Liam O Senior member

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    Its easy, whatever the length is, you just add three to it. So if a girl says, how big it it, you smile, pause and say "Five fucking inches, baby."
     
  19. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    But I thought the preferred increase was 5cm? :confused:
     
  20. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    there is no way you arent j00ish.



    any chance the above two posts are connected?


    :slayer:


    its the random blurb at stitch of the day. i really need to keep record of them for posterity.


    i lol'ed hahahahha
     

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