This film director/artist I work with is driving me insane. He disappears for weeks at a time and never...never answers calls. Usually he comes out of hiding and shoots me a message..."I'm ready to work now. I'm serious." to which I respond..."OK. I'm ready for you to work. I have shit waiting for you." Then he usually says..."Well get me a job and meet me in __________. I wanna shoot some things there." And I go..."Did you not check Basecamp? I've sent you $275k worth of jobs in the last 3 weeks. I guess I'll call these folks back to see if they'll still have you. You asshole." The guy does great work but he actually explains his behavior with: " Man, I'm an artist and I can't be expected to plan." Now that I just got off a call and had to turn down a high dollar job that would have taken him 2 days to do I realize I need to find him an assistant and not take no for an answer. He really needs someone to hold his hand I have never seen something so bizarre.