Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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  1. Joffrey

    Joffrey Senior member

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    Retarded mail carrier my building hires on contract interupting my angry birds session by jerking off in the bathroom stall next to me. 5 minutes after I've ran back to my desk and I'm still nauseous.
     


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    otc Senior member

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    Caught some dude trying to steal from me sunday afternoon...

    Sitting in my apartment and I see a pole or something fall past my back door window and hear a noise. Go look out the window and there is this shirtless dude (probably on the younger side of middle aged but I am bad at judging age in hispanic men) standing there. I have the frame of a bicycle locked underneath the stairs and he is fiddling with the LED headlight. There is no reason to be outside my door unless you are coming inside since I am the bottom floor and you have to take a turn and go down 2-3 steps from to get to my landing.

    I open the door and say "Can I help you" and he picks up the pole that he had knocked down while apparently looking for shit to steal and says "it fell down" and sort of hurries away. I don't know where he went or came from...I have not seen him before but there are new tennants as of august 1 so he might be my neighbor. The stairs are off the driveway of the neighboring building which is gated but the gate is left open as often as it is closed so he could have just wandered in I suppose but I think the gate was closed at the time (and I don't know that he left the property after I caught him).

    wtf? especially if he is my new neighbor...I probably should have made more effort to see where he went but I think catching him in the act spooked him. As of this morning, the light is still attached to the frame--but I don't want to have sleazeballs who rob from their neighbors living in my building.
     


  3. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    He was probably trying to get into your bathroom to stick some paper towels in your bathroom door, the bastard.
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I have no idea what this means, but it can't be good.
     


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    don't really get this.
    poor comprehension skills.

    reminds me of this woman on the train who kept trying to peek at what i was playing on my iPhone. i mean, it's pretty obvious her eyes were glancing over EVERY now and then. i don't mind if you give a quick peek, but not throughout the journey man.
    it was totally distracting...and in the end i stopped playing and pretended to sleep instead :)
     


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    That's what she said!

    So I've had like a pretty consuming feeling of doom for the past hour or so...no idea why. Kinda freaking me out. Hope I am not starting to worry about that chick. Oh well.
     


  7. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Jamie tweeted, "Guys night out!!". What does this mean?
     


  8. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I have to go to a friend's birthday get together at some bar. I hate my friends that have weird ass schedules that I have to cater to. It's a worknight, dammit!
     
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    Means nothing, stop worrying about it.
     


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    It means you're dating a dude. When you guys were doing the naughty did you check to see if she had a dongle?
     


  11. Neo_Version 7

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    ^ We haven't done it yet. She ain't like that....
     


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    I think that is a euphemism for 'gangbang night'
     


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    Good thing you have all those other bitches on the side, amirite?
     


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    Come on, guys. I don't mind a few jabs at my expense but let's leave her out of it.
     


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    Joffrey Senior member

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    Since the above is difficult to comprehend, see below for readable version:

    I'm taking a dump in a bathroom stall while playing Angry Birds. I passively observe people coming and going as I do my thing. Eventually someone occupies stall next to mine as I attempt to get three stars in a level. I hear a groan and (literally) fapping sounds. I decide it's not what I think it is and continue playing. Fapping continues. I cover my ears but decide I was done shitting and had obtained my three stars so why stay? I clean up and got out of there. On my way out, I looked back and saw the red badge of a contractor beneath the stall door. I walk out of the bathroom and see the mail cart (the contractor that we use employes mentally challenged people). I come back to desk to share my trauma. 20 minutes or so later, I see the fucker walking around the hallway with his cart and red badge like nothing happened. God, i wanted to punch him.
     


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