While those of us in civilization have no use for such thing, opinions are often different below the Mason-Dixon line. So I must inquire as to how useful you southerners find tits on a boar hog? Not very. The only use I can think of is actually very personal to me. My Uncle Bodine had a strip of boar skin sewn onto his chest after a rather severe burn involving an unlicensed whiskey manufacturing business he ran. The skin closely resembled his own rather hirsute torso and the nipples greatly enhanced the illusion. When he went without a shirt the gambit was of course rather noticeable. However, he was usually attired in a white wifebeater and none were the wiser. Even when wet, the teats and the thatch of hair protruding from the sides of the shirt looked closely like what a normal person would have. He was eventually able to woo my stepsister, who was quite easy on the eyes and had her choice of eligible suitors. The skin of a single well-fed hog would last him almost a year. He also told me a very interesting fact. I never asked if he had intimate experience in the matter, but apparently swine are the only other animals besides human who fondle breasts during intercourse. You really can't compare MDs to Lawyers. MDs win every time in regards to ethics, morality, humanity, etc... Just when I think I've seen every naive statement you could possibly make, you manage to squeeze one more out. Well done. I have no idea how you do it. It's like you have never had interaction with anyone other than community college professors.