^^^ you're the best thomas. Made me lol. Thing is, I think if we actually broke up, she'd hook up with someone else while I was gone. I mean she was/is a good girl (never been with a guy before me) but fack her personality is just so fucking vengeful and fucked up. She's legit not normal. thanks mang. perhaps you can introduce her to mm12387435: I hear he has a way of making people kinder and gentler. he's also completely disinterested in women of his generation and thinks sugar is poisonous. She ought to be completely safe in your absence.