Ray-ban wayfarers are well-made and classic: I like the old ones without the logo temples. Filson bags are what everyone else is imitating: I'm a fan of their small briefcase, but I can't find a decent picture of one in otter green. Mad hot dunks, yo: Just kidding. Levi's 501s are the best jeans, period. Get shrink-to-fit and they'll fit you perfectly: Check that booty. Yeah. 'Course you gotta let 'em know your name: Oh so fly, don't you agree? Get it in rhinestone. Every man should own a black velvet blazer: Mine has notch lapels, 2 buttons, and a double vent. It's Yves Saint Laurent and I got it for $20 at the used clothing store. Bow ties are totally going to make a huge comeback really soon. Big Boi can only rap about something for so long before it becomes massively popular: Beau Ties of Vermont brings the hott paisleys. Act like you know. The cricket sweater: for when you absolutely, positively must have the hugest V neck ever. Observe: Diesel aviator glasses: OK, I lied. I actually sort of hate those glasses. I found them on the floor in the subway and popped one of the lenses back in. But my halloween costume was cool. I was the future. These shoes rule. I wish I could bring myself to spend $94 on them: Bullet cufflinks: keeping it gully on first class: http://www.armybenfundshop.org/image...roductid=16165 Spread collars: They look good with a tie. They look even better without one. Just do it. Every man should own a pair of ridiculous high tops, preferably white. You might not ever wear them, but they're good to have if you ever get served and have to serve them back: One-sided pleated shirt. I was checking out Dior and looking for something to copy. This is sweet. Time to bust out the sewing machine: An Education: Because smart=sexy. That's about it for now. Let it not be said that I am a hater or a troll.