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These goddamn witches in CT conjuring black magic because they have nothing better to do.
 

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Telepathic communication with Vatican satellites.
 

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Let’s observe, compare and contrast feminine beauty standard of the West with beauty standards of the East
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One of my clients shared my food with their mother this week and told me she was "overwhelmed" by it. Well, that is OK, but to just be overwhelmed is simply not good enough. It's never good enough. Next time the food needs to be so good it causes mild heart palpitations and a light stroke upon consumption. Only then will I know that I have done a truly good enough job.
 

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My mother was a bit of a hippie and did some LSD in the 70s. Do you think that is why I am this way?
 

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I now cook for three women named Lindsey. The clone wars have begun.
 

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trying to set up some light BDSM play with this nice Korean woman and her husband. Discussing safe words and I said I only want her to stop when I scream bulgogi.
 

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I’d like to cook for old men with Alzheimer’s and make the food taste like the memory of their first kiss.
 

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