Woe is me. Not that my jacket is too tight (there's no W.O.E. here). But I live in Ireland. A sartorial wasteland. Everything's square here, not just the shoes. I buy my stuff online, just like a regular iGent. I wear ties more expensive than my suits, and shoes more expensive than my prostitutes socks. What hope have I got? Must I move to Ah-merick-ahhh! and join forces with Acrid?